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  • Paco Roncero Restaurante: Two Michelin Stars and the Best Roof in Madrid

    The rooftop terrace at night, ornate stone lamps and a balustrade above a floodlit facade on Calle de Alcala

    MADRID, SPAIN · RESTAURANT · 9 MIN READ

    Paco Roncero Restaurante: Two Michelin Stars and the Best Roof in Madrid

    Three tasting menus, no à la carte, and a terrace on the roof of a private club that is doing more of the work than the kitchen is.

    By J.C. Mercer

    Verified meal·paid in full

    • Covers Two, dinner
    • Dined August 2025
    • Menu One of the two long tasting menus, with the Spanish pairing chosen at the table
    • Drinks A run of Spanish wines, a different bottle brought out for each stage of the menu

    Every meal on this site is booked the way any other guest would book it.

    The restaurant is on the top floor of the Real Casino de Madrid, and you reach it through the club’s own doorway on Calle de Alcalá rather than anything resembling a shopfront. It has been up there since 1990, first as La Terraza del Casino and, since 2019, under the chef’s own name. That is all that changed. The address, the room and the terrace are the same ones that took a first Michelin star in 2002 and a second in 2010.

    What it does now is narrow. Three tasting menus, no à la carte, two to two and a half hours, and a booking band an hour wide at each service. The premise is Madrid itself – the city as raw material, its bars and its neighbourhoods read back to you as courses. Paco Roncero has had this kitchen since the autumn of 2000, when he took it on with Ferran Adrià advising, and the cooking still sits squarely in that lineage: long, front-loaded, technical, most of it small enough to eat with your fingers.

    Very little of the argument about this restaurant is about the room. It is about what arrives in it.

    The best table in Madrid is outdoors

    A stone balustrade on the rooftop terrace looking across Calle de Alcala to a bronze quadriga on the roof opposite at dusk
    The parapet, and what is directly across the street from it. The terrace runs the length of the building.

    The inside of this restaurant is Jaime Hayon’s, and it is glamorous in the way a designer room is glamorous. The terrace is Julio Guixeres’s, and it is better. It is a proper roof: a monumental stone balustrade, wrought lamps the size of small trees, clipped bays in terracotta pots, and the top floors of Calle de Alcalá standing at eye level all around, one of them carrying a bronze four-horse chariot on its roofline. In August the meal starts in daylight and ends under the lamps. That is not a small thing to buy with a dinner reservation.

    The detailing out there is exact. The linen is printed with loose line-drawn faces, an eye here, a mouth there, and the same drawings turn up on the lids of the serving boxes. The water glasses are heavy blue textured tumblers. A die-cut card of the Madrid skyline stands on the table like a menu holder. Small plates are finished at a marble-topped trolley wheeled out beside you, and at least one course goes over a charcoal grill the size of a shoebox at the table edge.

    Ask for the terrace when you book. It is the difference between a good dinner and a night you will describe to people.

    Three menus, and nothing else

    There is no à la carte and there never has been in this format. You choose a length. At the time of writing the long one is twenty-five courses, the middle one twenty-three and the short one fifteen, and the names change more often than the shape does – the menu has been rebuilt and renamed several times in the last three years.

    MenuCoursesWhat that buys
    Gran Madrid25The longest menu. Food only; the pairing is extra, at any of three tiers
    Madrid, Madrid, Madrid23Food only. Same three pairings available
    Esencia, Thursday and Friday lunch15Food only. The pairings are not offered on this menu
    Esencia, evenings and Saturdays15Wine pairing included, and compulsory – it is not sold without it

    That last row is the one people get wrong. Esencia in the evening is not the lunch menu with wine added; it is the same fifteen courses sold only as a package, and the wine cannot be declined. Everywhere else on the calendar, the ninety euros of wine comes with it whether you want it or not. The easiest honest way into this restaurant is a Thursday or Friday lunchtime.

    A card for each chapter

    An aerated truffle tart cut into wedges on a black octagonal 3D-printed stand with a printed card and a die-cut Madrid skyline on the terrace table
    The aerated truffle tart, on a stand printed in-house. Card one of the evening sits below it; the die-cut Madrid skyline behind is the table’s own furniture.

    The menu is not handed over as a sheet of paper. It arrives in instalments, as numbered discs of card, one per chapter, printed in English and left on the cloth beside the dish they belong to. Each carries a couple of lines of argument and then the dishes that follow.

    They are worth reading, because they say out loud what the kitchen thinks it is doing. The first one, under the truffle tart, asks what dish is more universal than pizza, answers its own question, and finishes: “served on bespoke tableware crafted entirely in-house using 3D-printing technology.” The next chapters are headed A Tribute to Madrid and its Bars, Product and Technique, Memory with an Edge. Those are still the chapter headings on the menu today, which tells you the structure of this meal has outlived at least two of its names.

    Three pale 3D-printed pedestals on a white plate, each carrying a single bite: a topped cracker, a nori-wrapped roll and a small ring doughnut
    Three bites on three printed pedestals. The tableware is made in the building, and it is designed around one mouthful at a time.

    The 3D printing is not a press line, either. It is on the table all evening: octagonal stands, ribbed pedestals, plates cut to hold exactly one thing. It was there in August 2025, well before anybody started describing it as a new idea.

    What the kitchen is actually doing

    Three bites resting on white ceramic combs on an oval plate, with a printed card headed A Tribute to Madrid and its Bars
    The Madrid bars chapter, three bites at a time: cod brandade as a lemon pie, a gratinated tartlet, garlic prawns in a shell of pastry.

    The meal is heavily front-loaded. Something like a dozen small bites go past before the sequence proper starts, and most of them are built for the hand rather than the fork. Two openers have been fixtures for years: the aerated truffle tart, which uses a meringue instead of a base, and an olive presented on a little tree, a direct descendant of the spherified olive Adrià put on the map.

    Then the chapters. The Classics is house greatest hits – a chocolate Filipino biscuit with foie gras and cardamom, marinated salmon with miso. A Tribute to Madrid and its Bars is the conceptual centre: cod brandade rebuilt as a lemon pie, a gratinated scallop tartlet, garlic prawns, red mullet done the Madrid way. Product and Technique is where the ox tartare with smoked caviar sits, and the bread with olive-oil butter, which this kitchen serves as a course rather than a courtesy. Memory with an Edge is the long stretch of proper plated cooking: a vegetable garden built in a glass bowl, bluefin belly with anchovy and caviar, king crab with Ibérico jowl, scarlet prawn, turbot, roast fillet of beef.

    A vegetable garden course built in a glass bowl on a cut glass plate, baby vegetables and flowers standing in a bed of savoury crumb
    The vegetable garden, planted in savoury crumb and served with a long spoon. It has been on this menu, in one form or another, for years.

    A fair amount of this happens in front of you. The floor team finishes plates at the trolley, grills at the table and rolls the tuna belly for you to eat, and the pace of the whole thing is set by them rather than by the kitchen. It is the most confident part of the operation, which is not a backhanded compliment: the dining room here has been run by the same head of room since 2019, she took the national prize for the job in 2023, and it shows in a way that a lot of two-star rooms would like to be able to claim.

    A wellington of oxtail cut open in a pool of dark red sauce, a small terrine of shredded meat and pickles alongside
    Oxtail in pastry, cut to show the filling, with a cold terrine of the same meat beside it. One of the few courses that needs a knife.
    A scarlet prawn tail laid on a dimpled white plate beside two sauces, one red and one golden
    Scarlet prawn, shelled, with two sauces and nothing else on the plate. This is the kitchen at its most direct, and it is better for it.

    The wine

    A bottle of Rioja gran reserva held out on a folded napkin on the terrace at night
    A Rioja gran reserva, brought to the table before it is poured. Every bottle that came out over the evening was Spanish.

    The cellar runs to about eight hundred references and roughly half of it is Spanish, arranged the old way – fortified, sparkling, white, rosé, red, sweet. It is deliberately unstable: some labels stay put, others rotate out, and a producer will occasionally be shown vertically across several vintages. The same sommelier has been running it alongside Roncero since 2000.

    There are three pairing tiers on the two long menus – Spanish, old and new world, and a tier of serious bottles – and you pick at the table rather than at booking, which is the right way round. What came out over the evening was Spanish end to end and unusually wide: a gran reserva Rioja, a white from Sardón de Duero, a Galician bottle, a garage wine with a child’s drawing for a label, and a sweet Málaga to finish. That is a list with opinions, and it is a long way from a safe pairing.

    The counter-argument

    The problem here is not the terrace and it is not the people working it. It is the middle of the menu.

    The opening runs rich early. A truffle tart straight into a set of olive oils encapsulated in cocoa butter is a lot of fat inside the first fifteen minutes, and the portions being tiny does not undo it. Then comes the Madrid bars chapter, the one the entire concept rests on, and it is where the cracks are. The bites are technically immaculate and unevenly flavoured, and sweetness keeps showing up in savoury courses where it has no business being: a cod brandade built as a lemon pie in which the salt cod goes missing under the sugar, a shellfish tartlet that does not taste of shellfish, a pepitoria roll that does not taste of the stew it is named after. A long run of small, correct, faintly sweet things is a hard thing to sit through at this level.

    The plated courses look spectacular and the technique on them does not always arrive in the eating. A battered oyster loses itself in its own consommé. A trompe-l’œil of Segovian beans is clever and no more than that. A sole in black butter can turn up with very little to say for itself. And the bread – which, again, this restaurant serves as a course, on purpose – is the weakest thing on the table.

    Two smaller things. Indoors, the room is louder than a three-hundred-euro menu ought to be; the terrace fixes that and is another reason to insist on it. And the whole evening is pitched as though the cooking were as good as the setting, which is the honest summary of the value question: you are not being short-changed on the experience — the experience is the product, and the cooking is not consistently its equal.

    Where it recovers is at the end. The last third of the menu is comfortably the best of it: citrus, a fairground apple wafer, and above all beetroot with black garlic ice cream, which is the single most convincing thing this kitchen does. If you have paced yourself badly through twenty snacks you will be too full to notice, and that would be the real waste of the evening.

    Know before you go

    The booking window is thirty days and not one more; the system will not show you a date beyond it, and there is a waiting list if the night you want has gone. A card is required and a cancellation policy is attached, with a pre-authorisation taken some days beforehand. The amount and the notice period only appear once you have chosen a date and a party size, so read the confirmation properly rather than assuming it is the usual.

    Allergies and intolerances are handled better here than at most restaurants of this length: the booking form makes you declare them before it will take the reservation, and the house states that every menu is adapted. That is not the same as a vegetarian menu, and there is no published vegetarian or vegan option and no à la carte to fall back on. If you do not eat meat or fish, ask before you hold a table, not after.

    Children under twelve are discouraged, and the restaurant says plainly that it has no high chairs and no room for prams. Allow two to two and a half hours. There is no published dress code; the building is a formal private club and smart is right. The entrance is the club’s, so give yourself five minutes to find the right door and the lift.

    It was open and serving in August when I was there, which is worth knowing in a city where a lot of kitchens of this level shut for the month. It does not publish a holiday calendar, though, so if you are planning around a specific week, ask.

    See the full set: Paco Roncero — in frames.

    Nothing about the room or the service needs defending. It is the middle of the menu that does.

    Don’t miss

    • Book thirty days out to the day – the calendar opens no earlier
    • Ask for the terrace, late in the 8pm band
    • Thursday or Friday lunch for the Esencia – the only service without the compulsory pairing
    • Choose the pairing at the table, not at booking – three tiers, long menus only
    • Leave room – the beetroot with black garlic ice cream is the dish

    The Paco Roncero gallery

    Every photo on this site is my own, shot on the night. Slide through →

    An aerated truffle tart cut into wedges on a black octagonal 3D-printed stand with a printed card and a die-cut Madrid skyline on the terrace tableA golden filigree tart the shape of a flower on a white pedestal beside its printed course card headed Product and TechniqueThree bites resting on white ceramic combs on an oval plate, with a printed card headed A Tribute to Madrid and its BarsThree pale 3D-printed pedestals on a white plate, each carrying a single bite: a topped cracker, a nori-wrapped roll and a small ring doughnutA baby corn served on a branded wooden lolly stick on a black stone dish with a scatter of golden crumbA vegetable garden course built in a glass bowl on a cut glass plate, baby vegetables and flowers standing in a bed of savoury crumbA printed course card headed Memory with an Edge held above a bowl of amber consomme with sliced fish, herbs and flowersA pale fish fillet under a translucent orange sheet in a black stone bowl, two forks laid across the rimGarlic prawns in a fluted white bowl under a piped dark drawing of a crabA scarlet prawn tail laid on a dimpled white plate beside two sauces, one red and one goldenA wellington of oxtail cut open in a pool of dark red sauce, a small terrine of shredded meat and pickles alongsideA bottle of white wine from Sardon de Duero held out on the terrace at night, the stone balustrade behindA bottle of Rioja gran reserva held out on a folded napkin on the terrace at nightA bottle of sweet Malaga wine held above a white-clothed table, the label showing a sailing shipA stone balustrade on the rooftop terrace looking across Calle de Alcala to a bronze quadriga on the roof opposite at duskThe rooftop terrace at night, ornate stone lamps and a balustrade above a floodlit facade on Calle de Alcala
  • Where to eat at Banyan Tree Mayakoba

    A whole grilled fish on a white platter with chilli salsa, potatoes and olives, served outdoors after dark

    MAYAKOBA, MEXICO · RESTAURANT · 9 MIN READ

    Where to eat at Banyan Tree Mayakoba

    Seven restaurants, two beach clubs and six destination dinners – and a bill written in two currencies that behave in opposite directions.

    By J.C. Mercer

    Verified meal·paid in full

    • Covers Two, across two stays rather than at one table
    • Dined March 2026
    • Menu À la carte throughout. There is no tasting menu anywhere on the property, not even at the signature restaurant
    • Drinks Cocktails and wine by the glass, ordered off the card. No pairing is offered and no drinks package exists
    • How it was booked The way any other guest would

    Every meal on this site is booked the way any other guest would book it.

    Banyan Tree Mayakoba lists seventeen places to eat, which is true and not much help. Seven are fixed restaurants, two are beach clubs, one is a pool bar. Six are formats rather than rooms – a Mayan dinner over fire, a dinner for two on a flat-bottomed boat, two themed nights, a barbecue at your villa, a sunset cruise. The seventeenth is room service, quietly one of the better options.

    Put like that, the decision is not which restaurant but which night. Two of the seven serve one meal a day, the adults-only beach club shuts at five, one kitchen stays open until one in the morning, and two of the destination dinners run on a single evening a week. Meanwhile the best food on the estate sells out nightly, including to people sleeping a hundred metres from it.

    Two of the seven restaurants are the same room

    The seven: Saffron for Thai, Suna for Nikkei until one in the morning, Cello for Italian, Tomahawk Open Fire Latin Grill for steak, Oriente for breakfast, Cocina Corazón for tacos at El Pueblito, La Copa for a drink.

    The open-air lobby lounge, timber benches and a stone bowl of bromeliads looking out to the jungle
    The open-air lobby lounge. La Copa sits out here under the banyan tree, and it is the only place on the property you can get a drink and something to eat at four in the afternoon.

    Two of them are the same room. Oriente serves breakfast in it and closes at eleven; Tomahawk lights the grill in it at half past five. The property presents two restaurants and structurally it is one space used twice a day, which explains the hours and a good deal about how the steakhouse feels. La Copa, meanwhile, does more than a lobby bar usually does: the agave tasting is held there, and it is where you board the lagoon dinner.

    Saffron is the one to book before you fly

    Saffron sits on low wooden decks over one of the canals, and the intended way to reach it is by electric boat rather than on foot. Dinner only, seven nights. It is the best food inside the gates, and not by a little.

    The lineage matters more than it usually would. The first Saffron opened at Banyan Tree Phuket in 1995 and it is now the group’s signature restaurant at fourteen properties, with a corporate chef who travels between them so that the dish you order in Mexico is the dish you would be handed in Macau. The local kitchen puts the split at roughly eighty per cent corporate recipes it must follow exactly, twenty per cent it can play with.

    There is no tasting menu and no wine pairing, which at this level is unusual and is good news: you order what you want. Curries and wok dishes climb to the tenderloin at the top of the card, and the vegetarian section is a real one – seven mains, all close cousins.

    Two practical notes. Saffron sells out nightly and nothing appears to be held back for guests already on the property, so booking from home is not over-planning – and when it is full the kitchen will cook to your villa, because Saffron is on the all-night room-service card. Second, it opens at half past five, on decks above standing water, in a mangrove. Take the repellent to dinner.

    Breakfast is the one room everybody is in

    Oriente serves from seven until eleven and that is the whole of its day. The buffet is vast – a wall of bread and pastry, a Mexican side and an American one, omelettes and pancakes to order – with a continental tier, a children’s version, and an à la carte card besides. It is also the only crowded space on a resort whose whole selling point is that nothing is crowded. Every child on the property is in there between eight and nine, the kitchen is not staffed for the volume, and a filter coffee can outlast the food.

    Three ways around it. Sands Beach Club does à la carte on the sand from eight to eleven, pancakes at the bottom of the card and an acai bowl at the top. The boat dinner has a breakfast version for two. Or eat on your terrace, where in-villa sets carry a delivery charge on top: dearest of the four, and quietest. Note that Oriente opens at seven and Sands not until eight.

    The two beach clubs split the day between them

    Teak daybeds and woven pod cabanas on the sand beside the beachfront infinity pool, palms and the Caribbean behind
    The beachfront pool and the daybeds beside it. The house states plainly that the daybeds are a daytime arrangement and are not available at dinner.

    Sands is the only venue doing all three meals. Lunch is poke bowls, pizzas and tacos, with a lobster roll at the top of the card. Dinner is a different proposition – the kitchen sets up a seafood market and cooks what you point at – running from lobster tacos to a 300-gram beef tenderloin, the dearest single plate on the property and dearer than anything at the signature restaurant.

    Sur is the only adults-only dining space here, eleven until five and no dinner at all. That is the useful shape of the day: Sur takes the quiet lunch, Sands takes the children and the evening. It also means only these two and the barbecues on the sand are exposed to the sargassum that reaches this coast from late spring into early autumn. Everything else is lagoon-side or in the village.

    The dinners that only happen if enough people book

    A tomahawk steak on a cast-iron grill plate with charred corn, served on a low table in the lounge
    A tomahawk and charred corn brought out on a cast-iron plate. The private formats travel: the kitchen will grill at your villa, on the sand, or beside the lounge.

    Six of the seventeen listings are events rather than rooms, and several need a minimum number of diners. If the numbers are not there, the evening does not run. Haab is the headline: a multi-course Mayan dinner in the open air, wines and spirits harmonised into the set menu, song and dance through it. It goes on request rather than on a fixed night, and it can be pulled on the day for want of sign-ups – repeatedly, even in high season. Book it early and hold it loosely. Latin Beach BBQ, on Wednesdays, has the same problem; Mexican Night is Saturdays, mariachi and antojitos.

    Ixchel does not depend on anyone else turning up, because it is private. You board a trajinera at the lobby dock after a cocktail at La Copa and drift the lagoons for about two hours, a captain and a chef aboard, working from one of three menus you choose in advance. Take the Thai: Saffron’s kitchen cooks it. A bottle of wine comes with it. Of everything here, it is the thing I would book twice. The Signature In-Villa BBQ and the Sunset Cruise are email bookings rather than WhatsApp.

    One flat statement, because it matters more than an estimate would: the property publishes no terms for any of the six, nor for the cooking classes or the tastings — get the details in writing first.

    The boat to the other three hotels stops at seven

    Canals running between the villa buildings, seen from a window with woven lanterns hanging in the tree outside
    The canals that link the four hotels. The electric boats run along them all day and stop at seven in the evening.

    Mayakoba is four hotels – Alila, Banyan Tree, Fairmont, which opened first in 2006, and Rosewood – on one gated estate of some 600 acres, and every one of their restaurants is open to every one of their guests. That is a destination-level policy, not a courtesy a single hotel extends. Getting there is by boat, golf cart, bicycle or on foot. Rosewood’s Zapote is a serious cocktail bar with Mediterranean small plates; Fairmont has El Puerto and La Laguna.

    But the boats stop at seven, and that single fact reorganises the idea. Arriving at another hotel’s restaurant by water at dusk, the version everyone pictures, exists only for the early sitting: book half past five and the canal takes you both ways; book eight and you go home in a golf cart, which is fine and is not the same evening. And if you are coming from outside the gates, the booking has to be in the gatehouse’s system, not merely in your inbox.

    The counter-argument

    The problem with eating here is not the cooking at the top. It is everything underneath it, and it is the drinks. Start with the steakhouse, the clearest case. Tomahawk is a grill concept working out of the breakfast room and it shows: no atmosphere of its own, tables that feel like tables put somewhere rather than a restaurant, and a headline product that is not good enough. The cut arrives tough and, more damningly, essentially unseasoned. The bread and the empanadas are the best things on the table, which is not a compliment at a place named after a cut of beef. Skip it.

    Two irritations: every menu is a QR code with no printed card anywhere, and fish listed on the beach-club card is often unavailable.

    The largest objection is the hardest to answer. This is a heritage-rich stretch of Mexico and the best restaurant on the property is Thai, with the Mexican register carried by a lunch room and a bar. The Asian identity is genuine and well executed, and it is also why a week here can feel oddly untethered from the country you flew to. The fix is not on this property. It is a free boat away, and it leaves at seven.

    Know before you go

    Booking is not one system but three: Saffron, Cello, Tomahawk and Sands take online reservations, every other venue is WhatsApp only, and the in-villa barbecue and the sunset cruise are email. Dietary requirements are handled well but on a clock – vegetarian, vegan, gluten-free, halal and kosher meals are all available with at least twenty-four hours’ notice, arranged through the concierge rather than at the table. There is no kosher restaurant here; it is a meal request, and the notice is the whole of the requirement. Dress is resort casual by day, and after dark the rule at the dinner restaurants is no beach shorts and no flip-flops.

    Two timing notes to finish. The hotel states that its restaurants run to seasonality and hours can change without notice, so confirm anything you are building a night around on the day, not the month before. And the venues are open to people not staying here, provided the reservation is confirmed – part of why the best table on this estate is gone by the time you land.

    See the full set: Banyan Tree, Mayakoba — in frames. More Mayakoba: the Mayakoba set.

    Book Saffron from home, keep breakfast early, and let the lagoon run the evenings.

    Don’t miss

    • Book Saffron before you fly. It sells out nightly.
    • Ixchel on the lagoon. Choose the Thai menu.
    • Zapote at Rosewood, booked for six, for the canal boat.
    • Book direct for the daily signature cocktail.
    • Suna after eleven. The only kitchen still working.

    The Banyan Tree gallery

    Every photo on this site is my own, shot on the stay. Slide through →

    A whole grilled fish on a white platter with chilli salsa, potatoes and olives, served outdoors after darkA tomahawk steak on a cast-iron grill plate with charred corn, served on a low table in the loungeThe open-air lobby lounge, timber benches and a stone bowl of bromeliads looking out to the jungleCanals running between the villa buildings, seen from a window with woven lanterns hanging in the tree outsideTeak daybeds and woven pod cabanas on the sand beside the beachfront infinity pool, palms and the Caribbean behindCabanas and loungers around the beachfront pool under palmsClear turquoise water and clean white sand on the beach at MayakobaA villa terrace with a private plunge pool above the beachBed, wood floors and a plunge pool looking out to the Caribbean in a beachfront suite
  • The Restaurants of Grand Velas Riviera Maya: Eight Rooms, One Star

    Infinity pool reaching a thatched-roof pool restaurant hung with bougainvillea, palms bending to the sea

    RIVIERA MAYA, MEXICO · RESTAURANT · 10 MIN READ

    The Restaurants of Grand Velas Riviera Maya: Eight Rooms, One Star

    Eight restaurants come with the room, one of them holds a MICHELIN star, six of them do not open until six in the evening – and there is no Champagne anywhere on the list you are allowed to drink.

    By J.C. Mercer

    Verified meal·paid in full

    • Covers Two, across the stay rather than at one table
    • Dined March 2025
    • Menu Breakfast on the terrace above the loungers, and the à la carte cards in the evening restaurants
    • Drinks From the all-inclusive list – wine by the glass, and a mimosa with breakfast
    • How it was booked The way any other guest would

    Every meal on this site is booked the way any other guest would book it.

    Eight restaurants come with the room here, and one of them holds a MICHELIN star. It is the hardest part of an all-inclusive rate to audit from a brochure, because a rate that includes a tasting menu is a different proposition from one that includes a carvery. What follows is what is on the tables, and what is still charged for.

    The eight divide across the resort’s three sections. Grand Class has Bistro, Piaf and Cocina de Autor; Ambassador has Azul, Frida and Lucca; Zen Grand has Chaká and Sen Lin. You may eat in any of them wherever you sleep, subject to age rules the hotel has written down in three places and not repeated once. A ninth room, Bistro Surf & Turf, is billed as seasonal, and nobody publishes the season.

    The most useful fact about eating here is the clock, not the count: six of the eight do not open until six in the evening.

    Breakfast is the meal this resort gets right

    Three rooms serve breakfast, all from seven until half past eleven. Azul is the buffet: beachfront, enormous, and the one the hotel steers you to. Chaká is open-air on the Zen Grand pool deck. Bistro is oceanfront in Grand Class, the only one of the three with a proper à la carte card, and sixteen and over.

    Breakfast table with juice, coffee and a camera looking out to parasols and the sea
    Breakfast above the loungers, before the parasols fill. This terrace is the reason to get up early here.

    Take the card. Chilaquiles come green or red under sour cream, cotija and raw onion. French toast arrives with Mexican squash purée, sour cream and guava, which is better than it sounds. Juices are pressed to order – a green one of orange, celery, spinach, pineapple and nopal, a vampiro of orange, beetroot and carrot. The American breakfast serves outside diners too; as a guest you simply sit down.

    Mimosa glass and pewter plate on a granite table beside empty teak loungers at first light
    A mimosa and a pewter plate at first light. Sparkling wine at breakfast comes with the room; the bottle it is made from is a Prosecco, and that turns out to matter.

    The reason to cross the resort for it is the table rather than the kitchen. Bistro sits above the loungers with the sea in front of it, the terrace is quiet at seven, and there is nobody small at the next table.

    Lunch is the hole in the day

    Midday is where the promise thins. Azul serves the longest lunch on the property, twelve until five, on the beach. Chaká runs twelve until three by the Zen pool. Bistro runs twelve until three too – but Bistro is sixteen and over, and sits in Grand Class, at the far end of the resort from Zen.

    Two stepped green-tiled pools on hardwood decking below royal palms and a thatched palapa roof
    Zen Grand’s pool deck under thatch. Chaká is the open-air restaurant on the Zen pool, and the only one of the eight that runs breakfast, lunch and dinner.

    So the honest version of the standard complaint – that a resort of this standing has no sit-down lunch – is that there is one, and for a family it may as well not exist. With children, or from Zen Grand and Ambassador, lunch is the buffet or the pool. Four days of that is how breakfast and lunch begin to feel like one meal.

    The pool food is better than its billing: the Grand Class pool runs a lobster-taco bar that is among the best things anybody eats here. The drinks are the weaker half – order stirred or on the rocks, because the frozen ones come out watery.

    Dinner, and the one table everybody wants

    Cocina de Autor is in Grand Class. It holds one MICHELIN star, awarded in the inaugural Mexican edition of the guide in 2024, and it has been AAA Five Diamond since 2013. Its tasting menu comes with the room. To an outside diner it is the flagship booking of the property; to a resort guest it is simply dinner.

    The card runs to eleven named courses and it moves from year to year. At the time of writing it opens with Jack’s World – jackfruit, passion fruit, mint – and works through a nut butter of pecan, foie and brioche, a sea bacon of smoked cream and cured tuna, hamachi in a cactus consommé, an undergrowth course of mushroom, topinambour and huitlacoche, and venison with coffee and cocoa. Jackfruit, huitlacoche and quelites are used as fine-dining ingredients rather than as signals that you are in Mexico, and that is the most interesting thing about the kitchen.

    Rectangular pool lit by strung paper lanterns at dusk, red planter and spiral-set stone paving
    Paper lanterns over the water at dusk. Six of the eight restaurants open at this hour and not before it.

    Then the problem. The room is small, the menu is long, and the hotel’s own pages cannot agree whether the last table goes in at a quarter to ten or at eleven. Either way, 539 suites are served by one or two sittings a night, and guests routinely fail to get in – including guests who booked ahead. The tell is the cancellation policy: it binds even the resort’s own guests.

    It is sold as an inclusion and rationed like a reservation. Book it before anything else on the property.

    The other seven, and what each one is for

    Piaf is the dressy one: haute French in Grand Class, red and black, Swarovski-crystal curtains, AAA Four Diamond. Foie gras and eel terrine with kaffir-lime ice cream; frog legs and escargots with roasted-pepper coulis; lobster bisque under Champagne sabayon. The lamb rack with shiso, hummus, tomatillo and yellow lentils is the grandest plate on any à la carte card here. Portions are small and the pace is slow – two hours for three courses is a normal evening.

    Frida in Ambassador is the one to book if you book only one of the seven. Four Diamond, all ages, and the only kitchen here cooking regionally: octopus tlayuda in black recado with Valladolid longaniza; a blue-corn gordita of beef birria with bone-marrow sauce and Ocosingo cheese; a black-bean cappuccino under chile ash and Cotija foam; a shrimp taco with grasshoppers. It also has the strongest vegan section of the eight by a distance.

    Grilled beef with charred pear, asparagus and cherry tomatoes between two orange sauce pools
    Grilled beef with charred pear and asparagus between two pools of sauce. The evening kitchens plate at a level the buffet never approaches.

    Lucca, also in Ambassador, is where the families go, and it is Four Diamond too. The pastas are made in the house: spaghetti alle vongole, a lasagne, orecchiette with artichoke and guanciale, and at the top a calamarata with morel, portobello, porcini and truffle that an outsider would pay well for. It has the warmest service on the property and the loudest room, and those are the same fact.

    Sen Lin in Zen Grand is the raw-fish dinner and the one worth crossing the resort for: sashimi of tuna, salmon and the catch of the day; kampachi crudo with grated tuna ham and ponzu; a chocolate hamaguri clam with pork belly. It is the most luxurious protein on any included card here, and the most uneven room of the eight – freshly Four Diamond, and it does not always cook like it.

    That leaves the three you will use without thinking. Azul is the default: beachfront, buffet and à la carte, breakfast and the longest lunch, all ages, no reservation. Chaká is Zen Grand’s local – open-air, no reservation, all three meals, and contemporary Yucatán cooking after dark, which nothing else here does. Bistro is breakfast and lunch only, sixteen and over.

    Square apple tart with crumble and berries beside a quenelle of ice cream
    An apple tart with crumble and a quenelle of ice cream. Pudding is the course the evening rooms are most consistent on.

    In the suite, and after midnight

    In-suite dining runs twenty-four hours and is included, and it is a real service rather than a phrase: the kitchen publishes three separate lists, one for breakfast, one for lunch and dinner, and a midnight menu of its own. It is also the most child-proof food on the property.

    Round white-clothed table of plated desserts and sorbets beside red curtains in a darkened suite
    A round table of plated desserts and sorbets, laid in the suite after dark. Room service here has a midnight card of its own.

    The minibar is restocked daily and included – spirits, wine, beer, water and snacks – and you can telephone to change what is in it. One caveat catches people out: the tequila and the red and white are one bottle per stay, not per day. A bottle of mezcal is left in the suite on arrival.

    Open minibar of soft drinks, beer, water and wine above a basket of crisps and sweets
    The minibar, restocked daily and included. The spirits in the bars go a good deal further than the wine list does.

    The two wine lists

    Every restaurant menu on the property links to the same two lists, and the gap between them is the most useful thing on this page. The included one is better than it needs to be for still wine: two Monte Xanics from Valle de Guadalupe, a Casa Madero Merlot from Parras, an Alsace Riesling, a Chan de Rosas Albariño, a Louis Latour Chardonnay, a Haut-Médoc, El Coto Mayor Rioja crianza, Famille Perrin Côtes du Rhône Réserve, a Ruffino Chianti, a Kaiken Malbec, a Tío Pepe and a port. To an outside diner that list is charged by the sealed bottle and by the glass, which is what the resort itself says the included tier is worth.

    It also has a ceiling, and the ceiling is low. Above a modest ceiling the included list simply stops. The charged one opens above it, jumps again for anything still and interesting, and runs on to a Vega Sicilia Único and a Cheval Blanc. There is no middle.

    That is not a figure of speech. The included sparkling section is a Prosecco, its rosé twin and a de-alcoholised Californian, and that is all of it. Taittinger, Drappier, Piper-Heidsieck and Armand de Brignac all sit on the charged list, plus service. If Champagne is part of what you assume a rate at this level buys, it is not part of this one.

    The spirits, oddly, go further. Macallan 12, Grey Goose, Hendrick’s, Monkey 47, Zacapa 23, Don Julio 70, Patrón and Hennessy VSOP all come with the room, as does a full mezcal, sotol, bacanora and raicilla section. The bar is more generous than the cellar.

    WhatComes with the room?
    The Cocina de Autor tasting menuYes
    Its wine pairingNot stated anywhere by the hotel
    Missing a Cocina de Autor bookingNo
    À la carte at Piaf, Frida, Lucca and Sen LinYes
    Breakfast à la carte at BistroYes
    Wine from the all-inclusive listYes
    ChampagneNo
    Anything else off the premium wine listNo
    Spirits – Macallan 12, Grey Goose, Don Julio 70, Hennessy VSOP, mezcalYes
    24-hour in-suite dining and the midnight menuYes
    The minibarYes, restocked daily
    Food and drink after midday on departure dayNo

    The counter-argument

    The case against eating at Grand Velas is not a case against its restaurants. It is a case against the hours when most of them are shut, and against the one room everybody wants being the room hardly anybody gets into.

    The buffet is the weak link, and it is where most guests eat most of their lunches. The honest range on it runs from competent to undersized; what is consistent is that it sits several tiers below the evening rooms, and that cold things stop being reliably cold late in a service. At this rate that is a fair complaint, because it is the meal you will eat most often.

    Service is not uniform between the rooms either. Two of the eight are truly warm, two are merely fine, and the gap is obvious on consecutive nights. Dinner runs ninety minutes to two hours as a matter of course. With children and the half-past-eight table that is what remains if you book late, that is the failure mode of a week here.

    Then the closures, which can quietly cost you two of your eight. Zen Grand has shut entirely, pool and restaurants together, with no notice to people already booked, and that takes Chaká and Sen Lin with it. The buffet has closed in low season. Ask what is open for your dates before you pay, and ask again a week out.

    One smaller irritation is real: Lucca, the friendliest room here, is loud in a way a quiet dinner does not survive.

    Know before you go

    Hours first, because they shape the day. Breakfast, seven until half past eleven, at Azul, Bistro and Chaká. Lunch, twelve until three at Bistro and Chaká, twelve until five at Azul. Dinner, six until eleven, at Cocina de Autor, Piaf, Frida, Lucca, Sen Lin and Chaká. Nothing else opens at midday.

    Book every dinner you care about on the day you arrive, and take the six o’clock tables. They go first, and what is left by mid-week is half past eight and nine. Reservations are required everywhere except Azul and Chaká, whatever the softer wording on the booking page suggests.

    The age rules are written down in three places and are not the same in any of them. The venue pages say twelve and over at Bistro, Piaf and Cocina de Autor. The FAQ says sixteen and over, with children of twelve admitted only between six and seven. The booking terms call all three adults-only. Plan on sixteen and ask when you book. Frida, Lucca, Sen Lin, Azul and Chaká take all ages.

    Dress is smart casual at Piaf and Cocina de Autor – no shorts, flip-flops, gym kit or beachwear, enforced from sixteen up. Resort casual at Frida, Lucca and Sen Lin; beach casual at Azul and Chaká. Cocina de Autor wants forty-eight hours’ notice to cancel, and its waiting list takes your slot back if you do not answer within twenty-four.

    Two questions for the concierge before you arrive. Is Bistro Surf & Turf running – the seasonal ninth room, grilling lobster and beef by the sea, whose months nobody publishes. And is Zen Grand open in full, restaurants and pool, for your dates.

    See the full set: Grand Velas, Mayakoba — in frames. More Mayakoba: the Mayakoba set.

    Every restaurant on this property comes with the room. Not one glass of Champagne does.

    Don’t miss

    • Cocina de Autor, booked before anything else.
    • Breakfast at Bistro, à la carte, quiet at seven.
    • Frida for the octopus tlayuda.
    • Sen Lin for the kampachi crudo.
    • The lobster-taco bar at the Grand Class pool.

    The Grand Velas gallery

    Every photo on this site is my own, shot on the stay. Slide through →

    Infinity pool reaching a thatched-roof pool restaurant hung with bougainvillea, palms bending to the seaBreakfast table with juice, coffee and a camera looking out to parasols and the seaMimosa glass and pewter plate on a granite table beside empty teak loungers at first lightBreakfast table with coffee, juice and fruit looking out over teak loungers, parasols and palmsGranite breakfast table with glasses and coffee overlooking parasols, loungers and a grey seaPreserves caddy and purple lisianthus on a granite table, parasols blurred behind at dawnPlate of cut melon, papaya and berries on a granite table above teak loungers and seaWine glass and preserves caddy with purple flowers on a granite table above the beachGrilled beef with charred pear, asparagus and cherry tomatoes between two orange sauce poolsBeef in dark jus with brussels sprout leaves, potato spheres and a crisp golden tuileSquare apple tart with crumble and berries beside a quenelle of ice creamLayered chocolate and vanilla mousse cake with berries and a chocolate macaron on whiteIce cream quenelle over dark berry coulis with fresh berries and mint on whiteRound white-clothed table of plated desserts and sorbets beside red curtains in a darkened suiteOpen minibar of soft drinks, beer, water and wine above a basket of crisps and sweetsRectangular pool lit by strung paper lanterns at dusk, red planter and spiral-set stone paving
  • Alkimia: One Star, One Bell, and the Best Rice in Barcelona

    Squid and a braised allium in a dark red sauce on a white plate with a blue glazed brushstroke

    BARCELONA, SPAIN · RESTAURANT · 8 MIN READ

    Alkimia: One Star, One Bell, and the Best Rice in Barcelona

    Upstairs in an old brewery, behind a door you have to ring for, Jordi Vilà has spent twenty years not chasing a second star. The rice alone justifies the stairs.

    By J.C. Mercer

    Verified meal·paid in full

    • Covers Two, 8.30pm
    • Dined April 2026
    • Menu La Taula de Cuina Catalana, the dining room’s tasting menu
    • Drinks By the glass, poured against the courses
    • How it was booked Direct with the restaurant

    Every meal on this site is booked the way any other guest would book it.

    Alkimia is on the first floor of a brewery, and there is a bell. You press it from the landing of the Fàbrica Moritz, the old Moritz beer works on Ronda Sant Antoni, and someone comes. Michelin’s own entry calls the location “somewhat surprising,” which is the guide being polite about the fact that nothing at street level tells you a one-star restaurant is upstairs. Jordi Vilà and Sònia Profitós opened Alkimia in 2002 in the Eixample and ran it there for fourteen years. They moved it here in 2016, into what had been the Moritz family’s own apartment.

    Behind the bell there are two restaurants, and this is the thing to get right before you book. One is Alkostat, the bistro. The other is Alkimia proper, the dining room with the star. They share an address, a floor and a kitchen, and they are not the same evening. I ate in the dining room.

    AlkimiaAlkostat
    What it isThe dining room, and the one with the starThe bistro, same floor, same kitchen
    What you orderLa Taula de Cuina Catalana, the tasting menu, six sectionsÀ la carte, shorter, less formal
    Book it as“Alkimia, the dining room, tasting menu”“Alkostat”
    The mistakeBooking one and expecting the other. They share an address, a landing and a bell, and the confirmation email does not always make the difference obvious

    The distinction matters more than it sounds. I watched a couple arrive just behind me, give the name at the top of the stairs, and be walked to the other room, perfectly happy as far as I could tell, but not eating the menu they had read about. Whatever brought you up the stairs, name it when you write.

    The room, and what it used to be

    You can still read the apartment in it. High ceilings, tall windows onto the ronda, the proportions of a family that could afford the good floor of their own factory. Principal, in the Barcelona way of numbering, is the grand one just above the street. The tables are round and dressed in heavy white cloth. The cutlery is horn-handled. There is a blue brushstroke glazed onto the rim of several of the plates, the same mark on the fish course and on the squid, so it reads as the house pattern rather than decoration for one dish.

    The lighting is low and, at the far end, faintly blue. There is a lit panel somewhere behind the last table that turns up in the corner of photographs. It is the only thing in the room that feels like 2016 rather than 1902.

    Grilled squid and a long braised allium in a dark red sauce on a white plate with a blue glazed brushstroke, horn-handled knives alongside
    Squid, a braised allium cooked down until it collapses, and a red sauce with enough vinegar in it to cut both. The blue brushstroke is the house plate.

    One menu, six movements

    The dining room runs a single tasting menu, La Taula de Cuina Catalana, the Catalan cuisine table, and the kitchen sets it out in six sections rather than as a numbered run of courses. There is an à la carte list, La Carta de Jordi Vilà, and a shorter midday menu, La Taula del Migdia. Ordering the tasting menu is the point of coming, and it is the version the room is built around.

    The food is Catalan and it is mostly from the sea. Vilà has a reputation among cooks as a chef’s chef. He does not do television and he does not do the circuit, and what that means in practice is a menu with very little decoration on it. Things are cooked hard, seasoned assertively, and sent out.

    Thin ribbons of fried potato scattered with thyme and red pepper on a wide white plate
    Ribbons of fried potato, thyme, a lot of paprika. Eaten with fingers, and gone in about ninety seconds.

    It opens light and salty. Ribbons of potato fried until they buckle, thyme, enough paprika to leave dust on the plate. You eat them with your hands. It is the least serious thing served all night and it sets the level for everything after: this is a kitchen that is not going to be precious with you.

    The rice, which is the reason to come

    Vilà’s rice is the dish people travel for. The house signature is the arròs de colom, rice with squab and truffle; what arrived on my menu was the sea version, and I would not trade it. Rice cooked loose and wet rather than dry, the grains still holding, a slick of dark shellfish stock around the edge of the plate, and a piece of red mullet laid over the top with the skin left crisp and the stripe still showing. Beside it, a lace of something fried into a crisp golden net: brittle, faintly sweet, there to be broken into the rice.

    A shallow plate of loose brothy rice topped with a crisp-skinned red mullet fillet, a lacy golden tuile alongside, printed menu cards on the tablecloth behind
    The rice, wet rather than dry, with red mullet and a lace tuile to break into it. The printed menu is on the table throughout.

    I have eaten a lot of rice in this city and most of it is drier than this, cooked down until the grains separate and the pan leaves a crust. Vilà goes the other way. The rice arrives still moving on the plate, and by the time you have worked from the edge to the middle it has tightened into something else entirely. The same dish twice, in one sitting. This is the course that explains the star. It is not clever, and it is not trying to be. It is a rice dish cooked by someone who has cooked several thousand of them, and the seasoning is a full step louder than a cautious kitchen would dare.

    You are given a printed menu on the table and it stays there through the meal. It is a small thing and I liked it. You can look down and see where you are, rather than reconstructing the evening afterwards from memory.

    The fish course

    Crisp-skinned red mullet with a soft egg yolk, green herb oil, an artichoke heart and a glass of red wine on a white-clothed table
    Mullet again, this time with an egg yolk, artichoke and a green herb oil. The red in the glass was the room’s recommendation, not mine.

    Mullet a second time, deliberately: crisp skin, an egg yolk broken into a green oil sharp with herbs, an artichoke heart, a scatter of something crushed and savoury. The yolk and the oil make a sauce on the plate as you eat, which is the whole idea, and the artichoke is there to stop it becoming rich.

    They poured a red against it. I would not have chosen red with mullet and I was wrong; it is a light one, cold enough to be surprising, and it holds up against the herb oil in a way a white would have surrendered to.

    The seasoning here is a full step louder than a cautious kitchen would dare. That is the argument for the place.

    Dessert, and the neon

    A cut-crystal stemmed glass of orange fruit mousse topped with a crisp tuile, beside a rectangular tile of dark red fruit jelly on a napkin
    The last of it: a fruit mousse in cut crystal, and a tile of set fruit on a paper napkin. The blue in the background is the light at the end of the room.

    Dessert arrives in a cut-crystal glass that looks inherited, filled with a sharp orange fruit mousse and capped with a crisp. Alongside, on a folded paper napkin, a rectangular tile of dark red fruit set firm enough to pick up. The napkin is not an affectation; the tile is sticky and you need it.

    The chocolate-and-olive-oil dessert the restaurant is known for did not appear on my menu. If you want it, ask when you book rather than on the night.

    The counter-argument

    Two things, and neither is the food.

    The first is the room. It is handsome and it is quiet and it is also, on a full night, quite hard to hear across. The ceilings that make it beautiful send everything upward, and by the middle of the meal I was leaning in. If you are coming to talk, take a table away from the centre.

    The second is the bell. Not the bell itself, which is charming, but what it stands for. Nothing about arriving here is smooth in the way a hotel dining room is smooth. You find the factory, you find the stairs, you press the bell, you wait. On a wet night with a booking you are late for, it is a lot of friction for a restaurant at this level, and it is worth building ten minutes in for it.

    What is not a fair complaint: the star. Alkimia has held one for a very long time, and the restaurant says twenty consecutive years. There is a school of thought that it should have a second by now. Having eaten it, I think one is right, and I do not mean that as a criticism. This is a restaurant that decided what it was and stopped negotiating.

    Know before you go

    Book direct. The dining room and Alkostat take separate reservations and it is entirely possible to end up in the wrong one, so say Alkimia, and say the tasting menu, when you write.

    It is upstairs in the Fàbrica Moritz on Ronda Sant Antoni 41, the principal floor. Ring the bell. There is a private room at the front, Aldavant, if you are a group.

    Lunch is a different, shorter menu. If you only have one meal in Barcelona, make it dinner in the dining room.

    See the full set: Alkimia, Barcelona — in frames.

    A kitchen that decided what it was and stopped negotiating. Order the rice.

    Don’t miss

    If you only do five things:

    • Say Alkimia, not Alkostat, when you book; two restaurants, one bell
    • Take the tasting menu; the kitchen is cooking for it
    • Order the rice, whichever rice is on
    • Ask for wine by the glass rather than a full pairing
    • Sit off-centre if you want to hear each other

    The Alkimia gallery

    Every photo on this site is my own, shot on the night. Slide through →

    Squid and braised allium in a red sauce Loose rice with red mullet and a lace tuile Ribbons of fried potato with thyme and paprika Red mullet with egg yolk, artichoke and herb oil Fruit mousse in cut crystal beside a tile of set fruit
  • Breakfast at The Peninsula Hong Kong: the famous room, and the table nobody books

    Room-service breakfast on a round table by the window, croissants, coffee and the harbour behind

    HONG KONG · RESTAURANT · 9 MIN READ

    Breakfast at The Peninsula Hong Kong: the famous room, and the table nobody books

    Four services will feed you before eleven, one of them takes a reservation seven days a week, and none of it is the afternoon tea everybody queues for.

    By J.C. Mercer

    Verified meal·paid in full

    • Covers Two, breakfast
    • Dined March 2026, during a three-night stay on the 24th floor of the Tower
    • Menu The Verandah’s breakfast buffet
    • How it was booked Included with the room

    Every meal on this site is booked the way any other guest would book it.

    The Peninsula opened on 11 December 1928, and The Lobby has been feeding people since the first week – concerts, dinner dances, and the afternoon tea that has since eaten the room’s identity whole. That tea is the most photographed sitting in Hong Kong and its queue is a tourist attraction in its own right. Breakfast in the same room is none of those things. It is quiet, and it takes a reservation.

    It is also, for the moment, the room it has been since 1994. In August 2026 the owners approved a landmark renovation timed against the hotel’s centenary in 2028; no schedule and no closure plan has followed. The Lobby has been through this before – restored and reopened on 25 September 1994, its mouldings rebuilt from old records and photographs – and was then deliberately left out of the refurbishment of 2012 to 2014. This is the last clear window in which to write down what breakfast here actually is.

    Four services will feed you before eleven

    The hotel’s line-up runs to nine restaurants and bars, plus poolside dining and in-room dining around the clock. Exactly four of them do breakfast.

    The Verandah, first floor, is the buffet and the default: open at seven, stopping at ten Monday to Saturday and half past ten on Sundays and public holidays. It has been running buffets in that room since 1933, when the hotel opened it, in its own words, as Hong Kong’s first fine buffet establishment.

    The Lobby, ground floor, is the famous one, and the only dining room in the building at street level. Breakfast runs eight to eleven, seven days a week, à la carte and in three set menus, no buffet at all. It seats two hundred and ten, two and a half times The Verandah’s eighty-six.

    The pool deck on the eighth floor serves a poolside breakfast from seven until eleven, off its own printed menu – the longest breakfast window in the building, and the least-known thing about this hotel.

    In-room dining runs twenty-four hours, which makes it the only breakfast available at noon, or at four in the morning.

    Victoria Harbour on an overcast day, the Convention Centre and Hong Kong Island under low cloud
    Victoria Harbour under low cloud, from the room. This is the argument for having breakfast sent up rather than going down for it.

    Everything else is closed. Spring Moon’s first table is half past eleven, eleven on a Sunday, so there is no morning yum cha at The Peninsula at all: dim sum before eleven means the Verandah buffet or the Chinese Breakfast set downstairs. Gaddi’s is Tuesday to Saturday, lunch and dinner. Chesa and Imasa open at noon, The Bar at four, Felix at half past five.

    The two starred kitchens here – Spring Moon, starred every year since the 2017 guide, and Gaddi’s, starred since 2020 – are both dark in the morning. Nothing that serves breakfast at The Peninsula holds a star, a Forbes rating or a Black Pearl diamond. The morning trades on the room and the name and nothing else.

    WhereWhen
    The Verandah, 1/F07:00–10:00 Mon–Sat; to 10:30 Sundays and public holidays
    The Lobby, G/F08:00–11:00, seven days
    Poolside, 8/F07:00–11:00 daily
    In-room dining24 hours
    The Lobby afternoon tea, for contrast14:00 to about 18:00, last orders 17:00

    The room nobody thinks to book

    Here is the finding, and anyone can check it. Ask the hotel’s own booking system for breakfast at The Lobby and it offers five slots – eight, half past eight, nine, half past nine, ten. It offered all five on each of seven consecutive days when I looked, weekends included. Not one morning was full.

    This is the room people queue two hours for at two in the afternoon.

    You do not have to be staying here, either. Both breakfast rooms are open to the public, which makes a nine o’clock table at The Lobby the easiest way anyone has found into the grandest interior in Hong Kong.

    The buffet, oddly, is the harder table. The Verandah cannot be booked online at all: the grid is there, the times are there, and every slot comes back as a request rather than a confirmation. To be sure of the buffet you telephone. To be sure of the famous room you click.

    Breakfast is not the afternoon tea

    Almost every account of this hotel blurs the two, because they happen in the same two hundred and ten seats and one of them is famous enough to have swallowed the other. They are unrelated meals.

    The tea is one fixed set on a tiered stand, two o’clock until about six with last orders at five, played in by the house ensemble, The Lobby Strings: an amuse, finger sandwiches, pastries and raisin scones – raisin, not plain, the detail everybody is vague about.

    Nor is breakfast a side door into the tea: no scones, no tiered stand, no finger sandwiches. If the stand is what you came for, that is the two o’clock service and a separate bill.

    A fleet of small sailing dinghies racing across the harbour with the Wan Chai skyline behind
    Dinghies racing off Tsim Sha Tsui. Breakfast at this hotel is finished long before the afternoon starts – the last table anywhere in the building is eleven.

    The booking rule is the opposite of its reputation, too. The tea is described everywhere, the hotel’s own page included, as first come first served. It is bookable Monday to Thursday. At the weekend it is request-only – which is when the queue forms, and how the reputation survives.

    And one thing nobody says at all: The Verandah runs its own tea service, the Verandah Café, from two until half past five – same hours, one floor up, no line outside it.

    What to order

    The Lobby’s breakfast card is a proper restaurant menu, not an afterthought bolted to a tea room, and the best thing on it is also the simplest: tomato broth, sliced beef, macaroni. That is the standard cha chaan teng breakfast, the thing half the city eats standing up, served on Peninsula china under a 1928 ceiling.

    The set to order is the Chinese Breakfast: shrimp, vegetable and pork dumplings with a deep-fried wonton, congee with chicken, beef or cod, fried noodles with barbecued pork, hot soy milk and the house Ti Guan Yin. Take the set if you know what you want, the buffet if there are two of you who want different things.

    Above it sit the Premium Breakfast – granola trifle, scrambled eggs with black truffle, coffee – and the “Grand” Petit Dejeuner, sold for two or for one: thirty grams of Kristal caviar, Boston lobster with eggs, a lobster-and-black-truffle sausage and a glass of the hotel’s own Champagne. At eight in the morning, and with service it is the grandest breakfast in the building by a distance.

    What to skip is easier. The cereal section is cornflakes and milk, and there is no version of this hotel in which that is worth having. Eggs for two à la carte deliver a fraction of the buffet. The card also moves, so ask what is running.

    The breakfast you will never see a picture of

    A red-sailed wooden junk crossing the grey water of Victoria Harbour
    A junk crossing the harbour. The eighth-floor pool has a wall of glass over this water – and a firm no-photography rule, which is why what follows is described rather than shown.

    The pool at The Peninsula is a Roman bath in style: colonnaded, friezed, glass along one whole side over the harbour. A firm sign at the door tells you not to photograph it, which is the correct policy and the reason no good picture of it exists anywhere, this page included.

    What almost nobody knows is that the pool deck serves breakfast, seven until eleven, off its own printed menu, every day. The menu is not published anywhere, so ask when you book – then put the telephone away, which makes a better morning than the photograph would have.

    The counter-argument

    Nobody argues about the room. The colonnades, the ceiling and the sheer height of the place are not in dispute and never have been. What is in dispute is the distance between the name on the door and what arrives on the plate.

    Put plainly: at the top of this hotel’s menus you are paying for The Peninsula as much as for the cooking, and at breakfast that is nearly the whole transaction. There is no star in the morning and no rating to hide behind. You are buying a 1928 room, a 1933 buffet and a century of doorman.

    The breakfast-specific complaint is the spread. The buffet with service buys a well-made spread in an eighty-six-seat room, and it is not a large one. The eggs, the waffles, the dim sum and the congee are all there and all correct; abundance is not.

    À la carte at The Lobby is the hard way to do this: two eggs with a side and a juice, and you will wish you had taken the buffet before the coffee arrives. The bread is the weak point – it has a habit of arriving under temperature, which at a hotel whose bakery is part of its legend is worth saying out loud.

    Service is the last of it, and both halves are true. To a resident guest it is the product here, and close to unmatched. In a two-hundred-and-ten-seat room at capacity on a weekend afternoon, with a queue outside and no chairs in it, it is a different operation and it feels like one. One more argument for the morning.

    Know before you go

    The two deadlines are most of the practical advice. The Verandah stops at ten, half past ten on a Sunday or public holiday. The Lobby takes its last breakfast order at eleven, and lunch does not begin until half past, so there is a dead half-hour in the middle of the morning. Miss all of it and the only breakfast left comes up in the lift.

    Book The Lobby online – seven days a week, and the mornings are open. Telephone The Verandah on +852 2696 6766, because its online slots are requests rather than confirmations; The Lobby is +852 2696 6772.

    On dress, both rooms are smart casual, with sports kit and beachwear ruled out in plain terms. The published relaxation for jeans, t-shirts and sneakers names the lunch and afternoon tea periods and does not name breakfast. Nobody will turn you around at eight in the morning, but that is the wording.

    Chinese New Year does not change the hours here — it changes the mood. The Lobby put on a New Year breakfast set served with a good-fortune mahjong tile, and the lion-dance eye-dotting is at nine in the morning in the forecourt – the one morning of the year to be at breakfast early and near a window.

    Last, the renovation. That renovation was approved in August 2026 and aims at the 2028 centenary, and not one detail has been published since. Nothing is shut today. But if you are building a trip around a particular room in this building, ask when you book, not when you arrive.

    See the full set: The Peninsula, Hong Kong — in frames. More Hong Kong: Rosewood, Hong Kong.

    At two in the afternoon this room costs two hours in a queue. At eight in the morning it costs a reservation nobody else bothers to make.

    Don’t miss

    • Book The Lobby online. Five slots, eight to ten.
    • The Chinese Breakfast set: dim sum, congee, soy milk.
    • Or the tomato broth with beef and macaroni.
    • The poolside breakfast, eighth floor, 7 to 11.
    • The tiered stand is 2pm tea, and a separate bill.

    The Peninsula gallery

    Every photo on this site is my own, shot on the stay. Slide through →

    Room-service breakfast on a round table by the window, croissants, coffee and the harbour behindVictoria Harbour on an overcast day, the Convention Centre and Hong Kong Island under low cloudA red-sailed wooden junk crossing the grey water of Victoria HarbourA fleet of small sailing dinghies racing across the harbour with the Wan Chai skyline behindVictoria Harbour at dusk from the room, the Space Museum dome below and Hong Kong Island lit across the waterThe Hong Kong Island skyline at night across the harbour, the Cultural Centre roof in the foregroundA full moon over the lit Hong Kong Island skyline, its colour reflected the length of the harbourA deep tub set into dark marble in front of corner windows looking over Kowloon at blue hourA marble bathroom with twin basins, a mirrored wall and a tub under the window with a white orchid on the sill
  • The Bight Reef: The Best Thing on Providenciales Is Free

    White sand curving west along the shoreline with turquoise shallows, orange marker buoys offshore and a line of umbrellas and loungers under palms

    PROVIDENCIALES, TURKS & CAICOS · BEACH GUIDE · 8 MIN READ

    The Bight Reef: The Best Thing on Providenciales Is Free

    The most popular snorkelling site in the country runs a hundred metres out from the sand and asks nothing of you, and the bar standing on the dune above it asks rather a lot.

    By J.C. Mercer

    Verified meal·paid in full

    • Where The Bight, Providenciales. The reef runs about a hundred metres out from the sand
    • The reef Free. No ticket, no operator and no equipment hire on the sand
    • Getting in Two public accesses, Penn’s Road and Stubb’s Road
    • The bar Somewhere Café & Lounge, independently run, on the dune in front of Coral Gardens Resort
    • How it was booked The way any other guest would

    Every meal on this site is booked the way any other guest would book it.

    Three hundred and fifty feet off the beach at the western end of Providenciales’ north shore, a single ridge of coral runs out from the sand. It is called the Bight Reef, or Coral Gardens, and it is the most popular snorkelling site in the Turks and Caicos Islands. There is no boat, no operator, no ticket and no gate. You park on Penn’s Road, walk between two low buildings onto the sand, put your face in the water, and swim.

    That is the whole proposition, and it is why everything else on this stretch exists: the loungers, the resort blocks set back behind the sea grape, and the two-storey timber bar standing directly on the dune above the entry point. The bar is called Somewhere Café & Lounge. It is extremely good at being where it is. It is also the only part of the day with a menu, and the setting is doing most of the work on it.

    Both of those things are worth knowing before you come, and they pull in opposite directions.

    The beach here is not Grace Bay

    Almost everything written about this sand calls it Grace Bay. It is not, quite. Grace Bay proper runs about three miles along the north coast, lined with the big resort names, and its western boundary is the Bight Reef. From the reef onward the sand becomes the Bight Beach, which continues another mile and a half to Smith’s Reef. The islands’ own tourist board is blunt about the elision: many of the villas and hotels on the Bight claim to be on Grace Bay.

    The distinction is not pedantry, because for what most people come here to do the Bight is the better half. It sits deeper in the lee of the trade winds, so the water is calmer and clearer more of the time. It has the island’s best shore-entry reef at its eastern end, and seagrass beds further west that hold stingrays, turtles and nurse sharks. It is not the beach the large chains front, so there are fewer loungers per hundred metres of sand. What it lacks is the resort strip’s choice of somewhere to eat, which is exactly why the two casual places sitting in the dune at the reef do the trade they do.

    An empty white beach curving west with low buildings in the far distance and a dark band of reef under the turquoise water
    West of the reef the sand becomes the Bight and runs another mile and a half. The big resort names are behind you, to the east.

    The whole of this coast is shielded from Atlantic swell by a barrier reef about a mile offshore. That is why the water shelves so gently, and why it holds its colour. It is also why the beach is one of the few in the Caribbean that reliably escapes the sargassum that lands elsewhere between June and November: the prevailing east and south-east winds carry it away offshore rather than onto the sand.

    A hundred metres of coral, and what lives on it

    The reef is one main ridge, extending about 350 feet out from the beach. Inshore it lies in three feet of water, which is the source of both its appeal and its problem. At its outer reaches it drops away to fifteen or twenty feet. All of it sits inside Princess Alexandra National Park: no fishing, no collecting shell or coral, nothing touched, and the buoy-marked conservation zone is a boundary rather than a swimming lane.

    The beach seen from under a green umbrella, white loungers on the sand, snorkellers in the shallows and orange conservation buoys marking the reef beyond
    The entry point. The orange buoys mark the conservation zone; the coral ridge sits inside them, three hundred and fifty feet out from where you are standing.

    What you will see on an ordinary morning: parrotfish, grouper, angelfish, snapper and triggerfish, with green turtles, stingrays, spotted eagle rays and nurse sharks all regular enough that nobody treats them as an event. The animals here are noticeably more approachable than on reefs that see fewer people, which cuts both ways. They are used to being looked at, and they have been looked at a great deal.

    Which is the other half, and it should be said plainly: the coral is not what it was twenty years ago. Snorkeller contact and sediment from dredging have each taken something from it. It remains the best shore-entry site in the country by a wide margin, and it is also a reef that has been loved hard.

    Two snorkellers face down over the dark ridge of the reef, orange marker buoys to the left and a powerboat crossing the horizon
    Face down over the ridge. Note the boat on the horizon, outside the buoy line but not far outside it.

    Getting in

    Two free public accesses serve the reef. Coral Gardens Beach Access, on Penn’s Road, is the western one and the one with the bar on it; Stubb’s Road, at the eastern end, is usually the quieter of the two. Parking is free along the road at both. The beach chairs laid out on the sand belong to the hotels rather than to the restaurant, so if you want to sit down for the afternoon, bring something to sit on.

    Conditions matter more here than the reputation suggests. The site is best with the wind under about twelve miles an hour and near high tide, when there is enough water over the shallow inshore section to swim it rather than stand in it. Early and late are when the lobsters and the lionfish come out. There are no lifeguards anywhere on this beach.

    Rippled sand under clear shallow water in the foreground, the darker band of the reef and a line of orange buoys beyond, with snorkellers between them
    The shallows before the ridge. Near high tide there is enough water to cross the inshore section without touching it.

    The hazards worth naming are venomous lionfish spines, occasional swarms of thimble jellyfish, and – the one the island’s own authorities are most exercised about – powerboats working outside the swim zone. There is a fifteen-mile-an-hour limit inside the national park and it is not universally observed. It is the most dangerous thing on this coast, and it has killed people.

    The bar on the dune

    Somewhere Café & Lounge stands directly in front of Coral Gardens Resort and is not part of it. It is independently owned and run, with its own kitchen and its own hours; the resort’s website gives it a photo gallery, the words “located on-site” and a link out. Say “at Coral Gardens” rather than “the Coral Gardens restaurant”, and do not assume anything can be charged to a room.

    A driftwood board spelling SOMEWHERE in white shell lettering propped on a bench in front of the timber bar, with bougainvillea and palms behind
    The sign on the dune. Two floors, open air, independently run, and standing on the resort’s land rather than in it.

    It has been trading here since around 2009 and it is the only place on this beach with two floors: a ground-level deck behind a rope rail, and an upper lounge with day beds and a second bar. Wood decking, nautical rope, teak, tiki torches. Nobody arrives dressed for it, because there is no dress code and swimwear is normal.

    The kitchen is Tex-Mex, which is the venue’s own word and a more honest one than Mexican. Tacos, burritos, nachos, fajitas, ceviche, a fish sandwich, jerk chicken, carne asada. Local conch and local snapper are pushed through the format, and the fish tacos are what it is known for. Take-out is the underused move, given that the beach is twenty feet away.

    Two operational things to carry with you. You cannot reserve unless there are six or more of you – everything smaller is first come, first served – and a booking is forfeited ten minutes after the hour unless the whole party is standing there. And the upper deck has its own rules: nobody under five at any time, and after four in the afternoon it is eighteen and over.

    A dark timber table behind a rope railing, looking over a sea-grape hedge to two turquoise umbrellas, the reef buoys and a powerboat crossing
    From a table on the lower deck: the hedge, the umbrellas, the buoy line, and a powerboat crossing outside the swim zone. You watch the reef from here rather than the room.

    The counter-argument

    The complaints about Somewhere are almost never about the setting. They are about the distance between the setting and everything else.

    Front of house is the weak link, and the bar is not. Long gaps before anyone comes to the table; staff visibly gathered away from the floor; a check delivered in the middle of a meal and, more than once this year, a table asked to move on with empty tables all around it. The bartenders are the strongest thing about the service here, and they are strong.

    It is also inconsistent, and the inconsistency runs inside a single week rather than across seasons. Three visits in five days will produce one near-walkout and two good evenings. Within the same month this summer the food has been excellent and it has been barely worth eating.

    The signature dish is also the standing complaint, an awkward thing to carry. The fish tacos are what it is famous for and what people who have been eating them for a decade say has been thinned out: more lettuce, more cabbage, less fish.

    And it is not a taco shack, whatever the driftwood sign suggests — it only dresses like one.

    Know before you go

    The most important thing on this page, and the thing the big listings have wrong: the bar closes completely for about six weeks from early September 2026 for maintenance. The hours you will find published almost everywhere – 8:30am to 11pm, seven days – are the winter figure, and they are wrong today.

    The real off-season hours, from 10 August until late November, are 11am to 8pm, with the kitchen closing at 7pm, and closed on Tuesdays. Breakfast, weekend brunch and live music are all suspended until the winter season begins on 22 November. The venue’s own pages disagree with each other about whether the off-season ends on the 11th or the 21st of November, so if you travel in that window, phone.

    The reef, of course, does not close. September is the statistical peak of the hurricane season in these islands and the bar’s calendar tracks it almost exactly: short hours as the season builds, six weeks shut across the worst of it, back for the winter. The beach itself stays clear of the sargassum that lands on the south and west of the island through the same months.

    If you are coming for the water: wind under twelve miles an hour, near high tide, and go in from Stubb’s Road if the Penn’s Road end looks busy. If you are coming for lunch as well, come early or come at sunset and expect to wait, because you cannot hold a table unless there are six of you.

    See the full set: Grace Bay — in frames. More Providenciales: the Sapodilla villa.

    The reef asks nothing of you but the walk into the water. The bar on the dune above it charges like the view is on the plate.

    Don’t miss

    • Swim the ridge near high tide with the wind under twelve miles an hour
    • Go in from Stubb’s Road if Penn’s Road is full
    • Drink at four rather than six – the daily draft-beer hour
    • Order the ceviche and the fish sandwich, not the signature fish tacos
    • Take it away and eat on the sand – the beach chairs belong to the hotels

    The Grace Bay gallery

    Every photo on this site is my own, shot on the trip. Slide through →

    White sand curving west along the shoreline with turquoise shallows, orange marker buoys offshore and a line of umbrellas and loungers under palmsThe beach seen from under a green umbrella, white loungers on the sand, snorkellers in the shallows and orange conservation buoys marking the reef beyondA line of orange conservation buoys strung across turquoise water off a bank of white sand, a single snorkeller inside the line and a cumulus bank on the horizonTwo snorkellers face down over the dark ridge of the reef, orange marker buoys to the left and a powerboat crossing the horizonRippled sand under clear shallow water in the foreground, the darker band of the reef and a line of orange buoys beyond, with snorkellers between themA row of turquoise umbrellas and blue loungers along the dune with palms behind, a kayak drawn up on the sand and swimmers at the waterlineAn empty white beach curving west with low buildings in the far distance and a dark band of reef under the turquoise waterAn empty stretch of white sand with low resort buildings set back among the trees and clear turquoise water breaking at the shorelineA yellow beach umbrella and white loungers on wet sand, the shoreline curving away into turquoise waterA driftwood board spelling SOMEWHERE in white shell lettering propped on a bench in front of the timber bar, with bougainvillea and palms behindA dark timber table behind a rope railing, looking over a sea-grape hedge to two turquoise umbrellas, the reef buoys and a powerboat crossing
  • Dining at Capella Bangkok: Two Michelin Stars Upstairs, and the Better Meal Downstairs

    A private plunge pool on a suite terrace looking over the Chao Phraya to the towers of Bangkok

    BANGKOK, THAILAND · RESTAURANT · 9 MIN READ

    Dining at Capella Bangkok: Two Michelin Stars Upstairs, and the Better Meal Downstairs

    Five places to eat, one of them with two stars, and the meal that stays with you is the Thai room on the water two floors below it.

    By J.C. Mercer

    Verified meal·paid in full

    • Covers Two, dinner on the riverside terrace
    • Dined July 2026, during a two-night stay at the hotel
    • Menu À la carte at dinner, and breakfast at the same tables in the morning
    • Drinks By the glass from the list. No pairing is sold with the food here
    • How it was booked The way any other guest would

    Every meal on this site is booked the way any other guest would book it.

    Capella Bangkok has five places to eat and one of them holds two MICHELIN stars. That is the sentence the hotel gets written up on, and it is the wrong way round. The two-star room is upstairs, and plenty of people who sleep here never get inside it. The meal they leave describing is downstairs, at a marble table under a white umbrella with the Chao Phraya at eye level.

    Everything here takes non-residents, so you do not need a room key to eat in it.

    The room on the water

    White canvas umbrellas over marble tables set for lunch on a riverside terrace, boats moored on the Chao Phraya and towers across the water
    Lunch laid on the terrace. The tables sit at the water’s edge rather than above it, which is the whole difference.

    Phra Nakhon is the Thai restaurant and the room that does the most work. It sits on the lower lobby, a glass conservatory opening onto a tree-shaded terrace at the river’s edge, where almost nobody chooses to sit indoors. Breakfast starts at half past six and the kitchen runs through to eleven at night.

    Kannika Jitsangworn runs it, cooks south, and buys her own seafood. Much of the leaf and herb comes from a greenhouse behind the hotel that also supplies the two-star kitchen upstairs. The menu states its case on the cover: rustic family recipes, standing relationships with farmers and fishing families, and a strapline reading Evoking Memories of Old Siam. Heavy positioning for a hotel Thai restaurant. The food carries it.

    Tiered marble tables laid with Thai curries, relishes and condiments in blue-and-white bowls beneath a tall arrangement of foliage
    The relish and curry stands. Blue-and-white bowls, tiered marble, and a foliage arrangement doing the work a buffet sign usually does.

    Karaoke boats work this stretch of the river after dark and carry across to the terrace, cheerfully rather than intrusively, until the noise rules bring the water quiet at about half past ten. Book at eight and you get the boats; book at ten and you get the hush.

    Long Chim, and a menu organised by region

    The set menus are the reason to come, and they are built by region rather than by course. Two Long Chim lunch sets, seven courses each, sold for two people. One I-san, from the north-east; one Pak Tai, from the south. You do not mix them.

    The I-san set runs grilled beef on betel leaves, green papaya salad, house-fermented pork with crispy rice, a whole fish char-grilled in banana leaf, and sticky rice with longan. Take the southern one if you take only one: turmeric-battered baby shrimp, grilled squid in kaffir lime, a hot-and-sour curry with heart of palm and Phuket pineapple, Phuket-style braised kurobuta pork belly, and banana prawns with stink beans and shrimp paste. Lunch as it lands.

    A bowl of yellow curry with rice noodles, raw vegetables and gold cutlery on a white linen table
    Yellow curry with rice noodles, and the plate of raw vegetables that is supposed to come with it and usually does not.

    Off the sets, order the wok-fried roasted pork belly with crispy chilli and garlic, and the crab and betel-leaf curry with vermicelli. Children’s menus exist across the restaurants, which is not always true at this level.

    Breakfast is the same room and a different proposition: a small, very good cold table and an à la carte list on a tablet that runs to pages. Order the pad kra pao with an egg, and the coconut water, served in a shell shaved so precisely the staff will tell you, deadpan, that they send it out to be done. It is also the one meal here with a reliability problem: a broken hollandaise returning re-plated rather than remade is what this room does on a bad morning. High ceiling; uneven floor.

    Six Thai petits fours arranged on a dark stone plate on a marble table, one folded into a banana leaf and one dusted with palm sugar
    Thai sweets, six to a stone plate. One folded into banana leaf, one under palm sugar; the pastry side of this hotel is a serious operation.

    Two floors up, and no menu at all

    Côte by Mauro Colagreco cooks the Riviera, Nice to Genoa, and has held two MICHELIN stars since the 2025 Thailand selection, having gone in with one. Colagreco is the name on the door; he does not cook in Bangkok. This kitchen belongs to Davide Garavaglia, on the Mirazur team from 2015, chosen to open the room in 2020, and holder of the Thailand Young Chef award of 2023.

    There is no printed menu and nothing to choose from. Every service is a carte blanche: the kitchen decides, it changes with what arrived that morning, and the only question is what you cannot eat. Lunch is four courses, the long menu nine. Around them comes a commentary of things that are not courses – bread with a poem attached, olive oil infused with Menton lemons and made for these two restaurants alone, and a raw cut brought to the table before it is cooked.

    Almost nothing is permanent. One thing is: a beetroot macaron filled with goat’s cheese cream from Hua Hin, held over menu after menu because guests will not let it go. The other fixture is volume – seven courses eat like twelve. Pace yourself, and do not eat lunch before you eat lunch.

    Monstera and palms along a railing above the Chao Phraya at dusk, a river boat passing and the city skyline beyond
    Six o’clock on the river. The dusk here lasts about twenty minutes and it is the reason to take the first dinner seating rather than the last.

    The cellar is the other argument: over 550 labels, most organic or biodynamic, and the deepest run of grower Champagne in the city. A sommelier-led tasting at Côte comes with the stay, and the pour people remember is a Thai red. Ask for it.

    The four-course lunch is the quiet coup: the same kitchen and team as dinner, at midday, with the terrace light thrown in.

    The bar, the tea, and the golden hour

    Marble tables and cushioned chairs on a riverside terrace at night, a violet-lit cruise boat crossing the Chao Phraya and the Bangkok skyline behind
    The same tables after dark, with a dinner cruise going by lit violet. This is the hour the terrace is worth booking for.

    Stella opens at six: small, deliberately theatrical, marble and frescoes, wicker peacock chairs, a chandelier built to look like the Milky Way, and a taxidermy white peacock holding the floor. The list is Journey into the New Siam, each drink pinned to a Bangkok neighbourhood; order the Bangkok Noir, bourbon and black orchid with Campari and two vermouths. Two hard facts: music starts about a quarter past nine, and alcohol service stops at eleven though the room is open to midnight.

    A lobby lounge with a striped sofa and carved timber screens, tall windows looking out to a reflecting pool and gardens
    The lobby lounge, which is where afternoon tea is served. Carved timber screens, and windows onto the water garden.

    Afternoon tea is in the lobby lounge over the lily pond, from noon. The current one is a limited chocolate collaboration running to October 2026, sold by the head or as a set for two. Two things catch people out: it is sold by the set, minimum two, and tables cannot be reserved individually – first come, first served, so arrive at noon.

    Two canapes on a footed plate with prawn crackers, a whisky and a jewelled box on a stone table in a suite
    Canapés, prawn crackers and a whisky, sent up without being asked for. A fair amount of what you eat here never reaches a bill.

    KIN is the patisserie and coffee counter beside Phra Nakhon, open eleven to eight. And then the Living Room, the part of the offer nobody writes about because it has no menu and nothing to sign. Behind the key-carded door on the guest side of the lobby, open seven to eleven, it pours sparkling wine, juice, barista coffee and tea free for the length of your stay. A tea trolley comes round between three and four, and at five there is an hour of drinks and canapés called Cin Cin Hour, which moves between the Living Room, Stella and the courtyard – ask where it is that evening, and ask for the ya dong.

    The counter-argument

    The complaints about eating at Capella are almost never about the food. Nobody has a bad word for what comes out of Côte, Phra Nakhon or Stella. What goes wrong is everything arranged around the food, and it goes wrong the same way every time: nobody is quite sure what was agreed.

    A river-boat trip quoted three different ways in three conversations. A late check-out offered at noon, then one, then half past one, then three. A turndown skipped and blamed on a do-not-disturb light that was not switched on. None of that is a dinner, but it is the same muscle that books your table and keeps the window seat you asked for.

    Then the upkeep, which should not exist at this level: a frayed robe with two more worn ones behind it, a stained lounger left on the terrace, empty water bottles not replaced. Trivial one at a time. Together, a hotel that is not checking.

    And the compound. Mention that you ate Thai food somewhere else in Bangkok and you may be scoffed at for it – that has happened here twice in one stay, at two separate meals, in the city with the best street food on earth. It reads less like rudeness than like a building sealed off from its neighbourhood, which has taught its staff to treat the road outside as competition. It is also the reason not to eat every meal in: five outlets is exhausted by the third night.

    Two smaller things, both outdoors. The sliding door onto a riverside room is heavy and loud, and the glass fogs when wet air meets the air conditioning – a problem in a hotel selling nothing but a view. And the low tables at the water’s edge draw mosquitoes at dusk, exactly when you want to sit at them.

    Last, the awards are running ahead of the building. Michelin’s Thailand selection gives Capella two Keys. The Mandarin Oriental and The Siam, both older and both a few minutes further up the same river, hold three. A hotel called the best in the world in 2024 sits a rung below two of its neighbours.

    Know before you go

    Côte opens Wednesday to Sunday and is dark Monday and Tuesday. Lunch from noon, last order half past one; dinner six to ten. Book online and book ahead: Friday or Saturday dinner wants a week or two, weekday lunch is flexible, and arriving mid-stay expecting a table is how people leave this hotel without eating in its best restaurant. Dress is smart casual and enforced. Ask for a window table at lunch, or the six o’clock seating.

    Phra Nakhon serves breakfast from half past six to eleven and runs through to eleven at night. It publishes no dress code, which in practice means the terrace is relaxed. The set menus are lunch menus; dinner is à la carte. Ask for a table on the terrace, at the rail.

    All of it is open to people who are not staying. Charoen Krung slows badly in rain and worse when there is an event on the river, so give a fixed booking more time than the map says. Thai public holidays can suspend alcohol service at short notice and the dates move; if a bottle matters, check when you book.

    Finally the season. November to February is dry, clear and dearest; March to May is punishing; June to October brings short downpours and higher water. The terrace is the point of eating here, and it is a wet-season gamble.

    See the full set: Capella, Bangkok — in frames. More Bangkok: the Bangkok set.

    The two MICHELIN stars are upstairs. The meal you will still be describing a year later is on the terrace two floors below them.

    Don’t miss

    • The four-course weekday lunch at Côte.
    • The Long Chim Pak Tai set, for the pork belly.
    • The sommelier tasting at Côte, on the house.
    • Cin Cin Hour at five. Ask for the ya dong.
    • Book Côte before you fly.

    The Capella Bangkok gallery

    Every photo on this site is my own, shot on the stay. Slide through →

    White canvas umbrellas over marble tables set for lunch on a riverside terrace, boats moored on the Chao Phraya and towers across the waterMarble tables and cushioned chairs on a riverside terrace at night, a violet-lit cruise boat crossing the Chao Phraya and the Bangkok skyline behindTiered marble tables laid with Thai curries, relishes and condiments in blue-and-white bowls beneath a tall arrangement of foliageA bowl of yellow curry with rice noodles, raw vegetables and gold cutlery on a white linen tableSix Thai petits fours arranged on a dark stone plate on a marble table, one folded into a banana leaf and one dusted with palm sugarTwo canapes on a footed plate with prawn crackers, a whisky and a jewelled box on a stone table in a suiteA lobby lounge with a striped sofa and carved timber screens, tall windows looking out to a reflecting pool and gardensA long textured mural of a Thai landscape above two woven armchairs and a black lacquer table holding white orchidsMonstera and palms along a railing above the Chao Phraya at dusk, a river boat passing and the city skyline beyondA private plunge pool on a suite terrace looking over the Chao Phraya to the towers of BangkokA suite sitting room with a long pale sofa and green cushions, floor-to-ceiling glass opening to a terrace with an umbrella and the city beyond
  • Dinner on Kokomo Private Island: Three Kitchens and No Printed Menu

    The lit timber boardwalk and thatched roof of the Walker D’Plank over-water restaurant at night, its painted sign above the bar and a table of diners on the deck beyond

    KOKOMO PRIVATE ISLAND, FIJI · HOTEL DINING · 9 MIN READ

    Dinner on Kokomo Private Island: Three Kitchens and No Printed Menu

    Everything you eat comes with the island and nothing you drink does – and what arrives at the table is decided each afternoon by the boat, the reef and five and a half acres of farm.

    By J.C. Mercer

    Verified meal·paid in full

    • Covers Two, dinner, across seven nights
    • Dined April and May 2026
    • Menu The five-course tasting at Beach Shack; no printed menu at Walker D’Plank, where the kitchen decides at the table
    • Drinks Soft drinks and the villa bar are included; wine, beer and spirits are not
    • How it was booked The way any other guest would

    Every meal on this site is booked the way any other guest would book it.

    Kokomo sells itself on a rate with all the food inside it. Twenty-one villas and five residences, three kitchens, dining on your own deck at any hour, and a folio at the end of the week that does not itemise a single meal. That part holds. What nobody explains before you fly down is what an arrangement like that does to the cooking.

    An island forty-five minutes south of Nadi cannot go shopping. It grows what it can on five and a half acres, takes what the reef and the boats hand over, and brings everything else – flour, dairy, beef, most of the fruit – in by sea or by air on a timetable the weather sets. Rather than hide that, all three kitchens have built their style around it. At the restaurant everyone remembers afterwards there is no printed menu at all: the head chef comes to the table, asks what you feel like, and cooks around whatever came off the boat that afternoon.

    It is a wonderful way to eat, right up to the point where it is not.

    Three rooms, and what each one is for

    The island runs three restaurants and they are not variations on one another. Getting the week right is mostly a matter of knowing which is which before you arrive.

    Beach Shack is the main room and the one you will use most: breakfast, lunch and dinner, Fijian timber and thatch, tables looking straight out at the water. Its menu is written to move through the day rather than sit still, and at dinner it firms up into a tasting of five courses. Marty Kindleysides runs the whole food operation on the island; Adrien Narayan has this kitchen, classically French-trained with an Asian bent, and you are meant to go and talk to him about what you want. The oddity is that the reception desk looks down over the dining tables, so the room doing the welcoming and the room doing the eating are the same room.

    Staff working a service table and a grill on the sand at night under a thatched eave, torches lit along the beach and a jetty on the dark water behind
    Dinner set up on the sand: a service table, a grill going, torches down to the waterline. Set-ups like this are arranged on request rather than run to a timetable.

    Walker D’Plank is the one the island is really selling. It sits out over the water in a cove past the arrival jetty, part restaurant and part bar. Caroline Oakley cooks it. The register is broadly Asian and refuses to sit still long enough to be labelled – handmade dumplings, sushi and sashimi, Singapore chilli lobster, Fijian-Indian curries, lamb cutlets. Ask three people what kind of restaurant it is and you get three answers, which is the honest description of a kitchen that decides nightly.

    Kokocabana is the pool club and the most conventionally equipped kitchen on the island: a Josper grill, dry-ageing cabinets, a butcher’s block turning out house charcuterie, and a wood-fired oven doing Neapolitan pizza. Vincenzo Maione cooks Italian and Mediterranean here, there is an ice-cream counter and an arcade room next door, and a lounge for anyone who has flown to the Kadavu group and still wants to watch sport. It is nominally the children’s room. Everybody uses it, for a reason that comes later.

    Beyond the three, the resort will lay a table almost anywhere: your own villa deck at any hour, a cookout on the beach, dinner in the wine cellar alongside the international list kept down there. The furthest is the Namara picnic – ten minutes out by boat to an uninhabited island, a chef-prepared lunch under the palms, someone pouring drinks, snorkelling off the sand, and a radio to call the boat back. None of these is described in advance, which is a sentence you will read again further down.

    The night there is no menu

    The no-menu format is the thing people either love or quietly resent, and both reactions are earned by the same mechanism. Nothing is printed. Dishes are decided against what came in that day and handed over as they are finished. The chef arrives at the table first, and the conversation that follows is the menu.

    What makes it work is that it is not theatre. If no fish were caught, there is no fish, and the kitchen says so. That is a real constraint, plainly handled, and it produces the best version of this island’s cooking: a run of courses nobody could have ordered off a card, built around a boat that came in four hours earlier. Substitutions are absorbed without any fuss at all, which matters more here than at a restaurant with a printed list, because there is nothing to read and no fallback dish to point at.

    Sunset seen between coconut palms from a lawn above the beach, a stone path running down to the sand
    Sundown from the lawn above the beach. Nothing on this island is lit better than the hour before dinner.

    What makes it fragile is that the whole thing runs on that conversation, and the conversation is not always available. At dinner, with the island reasonably full, it is excellent. At lunch on a quiet week it can thin out to two choices and a waiter, which is a poor trade for a format that has removed your ability to read a menu and decide. Anyone eating around an allergy should understand that the burden shifts entirely onto talking to somebody: do it on the first day, with the kitchen, and do not assume the person taking your lunch order has been briefed.

    This is also the argument for Kokocabana that the resort does not make out loud. A Josper grill and a wood-fired oven do not need a chef to be free to talk. On the days when the island is empty and the format is at its weakest, the pool club is the room that works regardless.

    Five and a half acres, and what they actually supply

    The island seen from a seaplane window, villas and beaches along one shore, cleared and planted ground and sheds up the middle, reef in turquoise water all around
    The island from the seaplane window: villas along the shore, cleared and planted ground up the middle, and the water everything else has to cross.

    The farm is real and worth the walk, but it is worth being precise about what it does. Five and a half organic acres in the middle of the island grow vegetables, herbs, edible flowers and fruit in soil, with a greenhouse running hydroponic lettuce, tomatoes and cucumbers all year. Eight hives of Italian honeybees produced eighty to ninety kilos of honey at the last harvest. Free-roaming hens lay seventy-five to eighty-five eggs a day and guests get first call. What is not used goes back as compost.

    The quoted number is that the farm supplies over eighty per cent of the herbs and greens across all three kitchens. Read that precisely: eighty per cent of the herbs and greens, not eighty per cent of the food. No overall figure is published anywhere, and there is a reason for that. The protein, the dairy, the dry goods and most of the fruit come in by boat and plane, and some ingredients are openly sourced from mainland Fiji. This is not a place that feeds itself. It grows the fresh, fast-spoiling third of dinner on site and ships the rest.

    Take the tour. It does what a farm tour is supposed to do, which is make the following night’s dinner legible – you stop reading the greens as garnish once you have seen the beds they came out of. Do it early in the week, so the meals that come after are the ones that benefit.

    Your own fish, and the rule that stops you eating the best of it

    The catch-to-table arrangement is one of the truly unusual things about eating here. Whatever you land can go to the kitchen and come back cooked, finished with herbs cut on the island. Walu and mahi-mahi both travel well and both turn up on plates. Radio ahead with what you are keeping.

    There is a catch, and it is a good one. Dogtooth tuna and giant trevally are both released as a matter of course – territorial, slow to repopulate, and raised by the crews before a guest thinks to ask. Which means the two most thrilling fish in this water are the two you are least likely to eat. If dinner is the point of the fishing, target the mackerel family and the mahi-mahi and let the doggies go back.

    The seasons decide the rest of it. Between May and September the cooler water brings wahoo, sailfish, walu and Spanish mackerel; from October to April the warm months bring the big yellowfin and the mahi-mahi. Spearfishing is offered too, and it is the only version of this where you choose the individual fish rather than accept what took the lure. None of it comes with the island.

    The counter-argument

    Heavy cloud breaking over the anchorage at sunset, a yellow floating pontoon and moored boats on flat water
    Weather over the anchorage. The supply run and the fishing boats both answer to this, and so does what turns up on the table that night.

    The complaints about food on Kokomo are almost never about the cooking. They are about repetition, and they are about lunch.

    Repetition first, because it is the real one. Seven nights is the stay this island argues for, and seven nights is exactly long enough for the supply chain to show through the menu. When one delivery feeds three kitchens, it is entirely possible to find a single ingredient leading breakfast, then lunch, then dinner on the same day – rice is the usual culprit. Nobody is cutting corners; there is simply nowhere else for the food to come from. On three nights you will never notice. On seven you might.

    Then the format. The no-menu conceit is not as fashionable as it was, and several properties in the same bracket have quietly gone back to printing something. The case against it is fair: a chef sitting down to discuss what he can make is, on a bad day, a chef telling you what is left in the fridge, dressed up as a bespoke service. On a good night that is exactly the wrong way to describe it. On a slow Tuesday lunch with two other guests on the island, it is not.

    The wine by the glass is thin. At a beach lunch you may be looking at one or two options each of white, red and champagne, which is a narrow list at this rate and a reason to decide between the package and a bottle from the cellar. The boundary of the all-inclusive is enforced generally, too, not only at the bar: the complimentary spa treatment is one voucher per villa rather than per person, and overrunning it is billable. Read the inclusions as a list, not as a philosophy.

    Set against all of that: the tasting dinners land, the pizza oven is excellent, breakfast changes daily, there is cake all afternoon, and service at dinner is quick and unbothered by substitutions. Kokomo has a lunch problem and a repetition problem. It does not have a cooking problem.

    Know before you go

    Book Walker D’Plank more than once, and put the first one early. It is the only kitchen here that gets better the more it knows about you, and a chef who has already cooked for you once on a Monday is a materially different proposition on a Friday. Post the same logic onto the allergy conversation: have it on day one, with the kitchen, and repeat it at lunch.

    Opening hours, dress code and whether any of the three needs booking are not published anywhere you can read from a distance. The in-villa compendium carries them and the front desk will tell you on arrival, but do not plan a first evening around an assumption. The same goes for how children are handled at dinner: the clubs run to nine, Kokocabana is plainly built for families, and the arrangements elsewhere are something to settle at check-in rather than discover at seven o’clock.

    Time the week around the water rather than the kitchen. May to September puts wahoo and walu within reach; October to April brings the mahi-mahi and the big yellowfin. Either way, take the farm walk in the first half of the stay, keep Kokocabana in reserve for the flat days, and give the kitchen a day’s notice for anything ambitious. On an island supplied by boat, notice is the only currency there is.

    See the full set: Kokomo Private Island, Fiji — in frames. More Fiji: the Fiji set.

    The boat writes the menu here. That is the best thing about the food, and it is also the worst.

    Don’t miss

    • Two dinners at Walker D’Plank. Book the first early.
    • The Namara picnic. Get the terms in writing.
    • The farm walk early: five acres, eight beehives.
    • Lunch at Kokocabana on the quiet days.
    • Settle the drinks package before you arrive.

    The Kokomo gallery

    Every photo on this site is my own, shot on the stay. Slide through →

    The lit timber boardwalk and thatched roof of the Walker D'Plank over-water restaurant at night, its painted sign above the bar and a table of diners on the deck beyondA green coconut branded KOKOMO, cut open with a paper straw, standing on a weathered timber table beside a stone tray of white coralStaff working a service table and a grill on the sand at night under a thatched eave, torches lit along the beach and a jetty on the dark water behindThe island seen from a seaplane window, villas and beaches along one shore, cleared and planted ground and sheds up the middle, reef in turquoise water all aroundHeavy cloud breaking over the anchorage at sunset, a yellow floating pontoon and moored boats on flat waterSunset seen between coconut palms from a lawn above the beach, a stone path running down to the sandSunrise over flat water from the beach, a yellow floating pontoon, moored boats and low islands on the horizonThe lagoon at dusk in pink and orange, a jetty to the left and boats moored on still waterA curve of pale sand under palm shadow, clear shallow water and a wooded headland across the bayCoconut palms and a hammock on a mown lawn above the beach, turquoise water and a reef line beyondA villa infinity pool and timber deck under a wide eave, two loungers, a hammock strung between trees and the sea beyond
  • Galeyan: The Menu Tells You What Month It Is

    Hummus under dressed greens, a platter of grilled meat over rice and freekeh and a copper pot of chickpeas on a dark marble terrace table

    ISTANBUL, TÜRKİYE · RESTAURANT · 8 MIN READ

    Galeyan: The Menu Tells You What Month It Is

    An Anatolian kitchen beside Hagia Sophia that prints the months against its kebabs, opens at nine in the morning, and publishes not so much as a menu.

    By J.C. Mercer

    Verified meal·paid in full

    • Covers Two, on the terrace
    • Menu À la carte: mezes, bread and grills, not the tasting menu
    • Drinks No pairing is offered
    • How it was booked The way any other guest would

    Every meal on this site is booked the way any other guest would book it.

    Galeyan stands on Ticarethane Sokak, a narrow lane in Sultanahmet lined end to end with restaurants, inside Sura Design Hotels & Suites and a short walk from Hagia Sophia. That address usually tells you what to expect: laminated photographs of the food, a man outside with a clipboard, a kitchen built for people who are never coming back. Galeyan is on that street and is not that restaurant, and the evidence is its own menu, which runs to forty pages and prints the months beside several of its dishes.

    The cooking is southeastern. Gaziantep and Antakya above all, with dishes from Kilis, Birecik, Siverek and Urfa scattered through the list, served in a hotel dining room in the most visited quarter of the city. This is not a reinterpretation of Anatolian food into something new; it is a regional recipe book, cooked straight. It holds one toque and 11.5 out of 20 from Gault&Millau Türkiye, entered in 2023. It is not in the MICHELIN Guide, which did not reach Istanbul at all until October 2022.

    What it does not do is publish a menu. Not on its website, which is a single page; not on the menu it puts online, where the numerals are set in a font that will not read; not anywhere else, in any language. At the top end of a tourist quarter, that is worth knowing before you sit down.

    A menu with the months printed on it

    The printed menu was last revised in April 2026 and reprinted in July. Most of it is the standing list any good southeastern kitchen carries: mezes, kebabs, pilafs, a long breakfast, a short seafood section. Then, under headings for spring–summer and autumn–winter, individual dishes carry a service window. Not a vague note about seasonality. Months, against dishes.

    The truffle kebab runs March to May, and the truffle in question is keme, the pale desert truffle that comes up out of the southeastern steppe after the spring rain and has nothing to do with the ones sold by the gram in Piedmont. The loquat kebab runs April to June, roughly as long as loquats are worth eating. Then tomato takes high summer, Birecik aubergine takes the autumn, and the onion kebab appears in November and again in February and at no point in between.

    DishOn the menuWhat it is
    Keme kebabıMarch to MayKebab with keme, the southeastern desert truffle
    Taze enginarApril to JuneFresh artichoke in olive oil
    Yeni dünya kebabıApril to JuneLoquat kebab
    Taze fasulyeApril to JuneGreen beans in olive oil
    Domates kebabıJune to AugustTomato kebab
    Şiveydiz çorbasıJune and SeptemberMeat, chickpea and fresh-garlic soup
    Patlıcan kebabıJuly to NovemberAubergine kebab, made with Birecik aubergine
    Soğan kebabıNovember and FebruaryOnion kebab, two months, not consecutive
    Taze kerevizNovember to FebruaryFresh celery in olive oil

    Read down that middle column and the year has a shape: truffle and artichoke in spring, loquat in early summer, tomato in the heat, aubergine through the autumn, onion and celery in the months when the southeast has always fallen back on onion and celery. A restaurant that only wanted to look seasonal would print the word and leave itself room. This one has committed to dates in ink, which means a good part of its own list is deliberately unavailable at any given time.

    One caution, and it is the reason to telephone rather than assume: a printed window is a promise, not a service record. If you have picked your month for the keme kebab, ask when you book whether it is actually on.

    What arrives first

    Eleven hammered steel bowls of meze ringed around a tiled plate of hummus, with a folded sesame flatbread on a calligraphy-painted plate
    Eleven bowls before anything is ordered from the grill. The hummus, centre, comes as a salad rather than a dip.

    The meze arrive in hammered steel and copper bowls, ten or eleven at once, covering the table before anything else is decided: chilli paste slicked with oil, red pepper paste, cacık, a whitened aubergine purée, braised aubergine in tomato, thick yoghurt under dill. The bread is a long flatbread flecked with black sesame, folded once across a hand-painted plate, warm, and it keeps coming.

    The dish at the centre is the one to order. The hummus here is not a dip: it is spread wide and flat across a blue-and-white tiled plate, dressed with oil, then heaped with leaves and pomegranate seeds so that you eat it in forkfuls rather than scoop at it. There is a version with pastırma over the top. It is the single dish this kitchen is most often named for, and the photograph explains why in a way the menu line does not.

    Past the mezes the set pieces are the southeastern ones: içli köfte, semsek, testi kebabı sealed in clay and broken open at the table, ali nazik, hünkâr beğendi, firik pilavı made with green freekeh. The grills arrive on a wide steel platter over rice and freekeh with a charred green pepper, a tomato, sumac onion and pomegranate, a format anyone who has eaten in Antep will recognise on sight.

    A terrace on a restaurant street

    Every photograph I came away with is of the terrace, so that is what I can describe. It runs along the front of the hotel under a fixed canopy, heaters slung from the frame and lights strung through it, which makes it usable in a cold Istanbul spring. The tables are dark green-black marble, square and slightly too small once eleven bowls are down; the chairs are woven rattan with heavy white cushions, closer to a hotel lounge than a lokanta.

    The tableware is where the ambition has gone. The plates are hand-painted, black Ottoman calligraphy sweeping across white with a carnation or tulip in one corner, and no two settings are quite the same. Water comes in cobalt glass bottles, salt and pepper in cut-glass mills, and the cutlery arrives folded into a printed kraft sleeve stamped compostable, a level of attention most of this street does not bother with.

    A hand holding a kraft paper cutlery sleeve printed with a tile emblem and a line drawing of a spoon, knife and fork
    The cutlery sleeve: a tile emblem, a single-line drawing of spoon, knife and fork, and a compostable stamp on the base.

    The terrace also gives you the street, and Ticarethane Sokak is not quiet: you look across a few metres of lane at another dining room and a lit façade. In warm weather that is the pleasure of the place. In February it is the argument for sitting inside, a room I cannot show you because I did not photograph it.

    Open at nine, and it will feed anyone

    A marble table halfway through the meal, meze bowls half emptied and a calligraphy plate scattered with freekeh and pomegranate
    Halfway through. Nothing here is portioned to be eaten by one person in one sitting.

    The doors open at nine in the morning and do not shut until midnight, seven days a week, and that single fact explains the restaurant better than any description of the cooking. Breakfast is a proper draw: plates loaded with cheeses, pistachio halva, honey and cream, curd, olives and pepper paste; hot plates of spiced potatoes, fried Antep cheese and pan eggs; poached eggs with pastırma on sourdough. In Ramadan the kitchen runs iftar menus, as it has for years.

    It is also, unusually for an ambitious Turkish kitchen, easy to eat in. Vegetarian, vegan and gluten-free options are on the list, and the printed menu asks you to declare an allergy before you have to raise it yourself. Highchairs are available and there is no minimum age. Cards are taken, Amex included.

    A tasting menu exists alongside the à la carte and has done since at least 2022, as do set menus for groups. Neither is described anywhere: no course count, no sample list, nothing at all. If that is what you want, it is a telephone call, not a click. The house reckons about thirty minutes from order to table, worth knowing if you hold a ticket for something afterwards.

    The counter-argument

    The case against Galeyan is narrow and consistent: not that the food disappoints, but that people walk out feeling the evening promised more than it delivered. Two versions of it circulate, and they contradict each other instructively. One says the cooking was fine, the room pleasant, the service warm — and still the promise outran the plate. The other says the food fell short of the setting. Both are complaints about the promise. Neither is a kitchen complaint.

    It is worth naming what nobody complains about, because that silence is louder. Not the service, which is the most consistently praised thing about the place. Not the room, the portions, the pacing, or how allergies and diets were handled. There is no recurring story of a bad table, a slow kitchen or a party turned away.

    So weigh it for what it is. A hotel restaurant in the most visited quarter in Istanbul, open nine to midnight, in a quarter that turns over a great many visitors a day. Two things are true at once: the cooking is truly regional and truly careful, and you are paying an Old City address for it. The same recipes exist in Gaziantep, a very long way from Hagia Sophia.

    Know before you go

    Book by telephone or WhatsApp: the restaurant’s line is +90 212 513 83 90, its reservations number +90 531 372 4489. There is no online booking of any kind. The “Book a Table” button on the website scrolls you down the page rather than taking you anywhere, and the entire English site is that one page. Email reaches them at info@galeyann.com, with the double N the domain uses and the restaurant does not.

    Two questions are worth asking on the call. Which of the seasonal dishes are running this week; and terrace or inside; the terrace is the better room in warm weather and the wrong one in a cold March.

    It is an easy restaurant to use, rarer in Sultanahmet than it should be. It opens at nine, so a late breakfast or a quiet lunch needs no planning and dinner is the sitting to secure. Order fewer mezes than the table wants and add more. And if you are coming for one dish off that calendar, come in its month, because the kitchen has already told you when that is.

    See the full set: Galeyan — in frames. More Istanbul: Türk Fatih Tütak.

    The seasonal dishes are the smallest part of this menu. They are the only part that tells you what the kitchen is for.

    Don’t miss

    • Ask which seasonal dishes are actually on.
    • The hummus, spread flat, not as a dip.
    • A terrace table, requested when you book.
    • Breakfast from nine, a separate reason to return.
    • Reserve on WhatsApp. There is no online booking.

    The Galeyan gallery

    Every photo on this site is my own, shot on the night. Slide through →

    Hummus under dressed greens, a platter of grilled meat over rice and freekeh and a copper pot of chickpeas on a dark marble terrace tableEleven hammered steel bowls of meze ringed around a tiled plate of hummus, with a folded sesame flatbread on a calligraphy-painted plateA marble table halfway through the meal, meze bowls half emptied and a calligraphy plate scattered with freekeh and pomegranateA hand holding a kraft paper cutlery sleeve printed with a tile emblem and a line drawing of a spoon, knife and fork
  • Jônt: Sixteen Seats Above a Restaurant You Already Know

    The kitchen brigade at work behind the pass at Jônt

    WASHINGTON, DC · RESTAURANT · 8 MIN READ

    Jônt: Sixteen Seats Above a Restaurant You Already Know

    Fifteen courses at a counter that doubles as the pass, Japanese produce under French sauces, and the hardest table in Washington to get. Upstairs from Bresca, through the same door.

    By J.C. Mercer

    Verified meal·paid in full

    • Covers Two, one sitting
    • Dined March 2026
    • Menu The tasting menu, fifteen courses. There is no other option
    • Drinks The wine pairing

    Every meal on this site is booked the way any other guest would book it.

    There is a restaurant underneath this one. Bresca has been on 14th Street since 2017 and is the reason most people know Ryan Ratino’s name; Jônt opened above it in 2020 and is the reason the guide gave him two stars. You go through the same door and up. Sixteen seats, one counter, and a kitchen that is not behind anything.

    That last part is the whole design. The counter is the pass. What is being plated in front of you is what you are about to eat, and the people plating it are close enough that you can hear the tweezers touch the rim.

    The open kitchen seen from the counter at Jônt, a cook working at the pass, a lit candle and water carafe on the white counter
    The counter is the pass. Nothing is assembled out of sight.

    Sixteen seats, and no back of house

    The room is smaller than the reputation suggests and much brighter than most tasting counters. White stone, pale wood, a rank of copper and steel on open shelves behind the line. There is no music you would notice. The only decoration is a single orchid and, on the pass, a Michelin figurine that somebody has clearly decided to leave exactly where it is.

    Because the kitchen faces you, the service and the cooking are the same people. The cook who seared something forty seconds ago walks it two metres and puts it down in front of you, and says what it is in about eight words. It makes for a quieter, less theatrical evening than a room with a dedicated front of house, and I preferred it.

    The kitchen at Jônt with a Michelin figurine standing on the pass, cooks working behind
    The figurine on the pass. Nobody has moved it and nobody is going to.

    Jônt is a Relais & Châteaux house, which on a sixteen-seat counter above a bistro reads as slightly incongruous until you have sat through the service. The association is usually shorthand for a certain kind of country hotel; here it is doing something more specific, which is vouching for consistency in a room where consistency is the entire technical challenge.

    One more thing about the counter, which took me most of the evening to work out. There is no service station in the room. No sideboard of cutlery, no tray of spare glasses, nothing tucked behind a screen, because there is no screen. Everything that arrives at your place has come from the line, carried by the person who made it, and everything that leaves goes back the same way. It is a small structural decision and it changes the texture of the whole meal: there is no moment where a member of staff you have not seen before appears at your shoulder.

    The consequence is that you end up in conversation with the kitchen whether you intended to or not. Not performatively; nobody is working the room. But if you ask what something is, the answer comes from the person who cooked it, and it is usually a sentence longer than you expected.

    Fifteen courses, and where the produce comes from

    The menu runs to fifteen courses and the sourcing is the point of it: Michelin’s own entry describes seafood and meat from Japan as the core of the kitchen, and that is what you taste. Hokkaido uni. Bluefin. Wagyu, in a tart small enough to eat in one. Rice from Koshiibuki, which is a variety rather than a place, worked with crab and mushroom and shaved black truffle.

    It would be easy for that list to become the argument, and for a couple of courses in the middle it very nearly does. What stops it is the sauce work. Ratino’s kitchen makes proper reduced sauces, glossy and quite dark and unmistakably French in method, and puts them under Japanese produce. That combination is the restaurant.

    Two cooks in blue aprons plating over dark stone bowls set on a wooden board
    Two cooks, one board, five identical plates going out together. This happens about fifteen times.

    The plating is the same every time and it is done in front of you, which is a risk most kitchens would not take. Fifteen courses is a lot of chances to be caught being sloppy, and over an evening I did not see a plate wiped twice or a garnish put on crooked.

    Overhead: a perforated white plate holding a green herb sauce and dark garnish, gold cutlery alongside
    The perforated plate that turns up early. Green herb sauce, something dark and concentrated in the middle.

    The seasoning is confident without being loud. Nothing arrived that needed salt, and only one thing, a sauce late in the savoury run, was rich enough that I was glad the portion was the size it was.

    A French kitchen’s sauces under Japanese produce, cooked two metres from your hands. That combination is what the kitchen is for.

    The order of the meal is worth describing because it is not the order most tasting menus use. It opens cold and small: things you eat in one, in sequence, quite quickly. Then it slows sharply through the middle where the sauces arrive, then speeds up again for dessert. The effect is that the heaviest eating happens when you are most awake for it, around the second third, rather than being back-loaded the way a classical menu would.

    Two courses in the middle run are doing the real work. One is a rice dish, warm and quite loose, built to carry whatever is shaved over it. The other is a piece of protein with a reduction that has clearly been going since the morning. Everything on either side of those two is lighter than you expect, and I think deliberately. They are the two you are meant to remember.

    The reservation, which is the hard part

    Getting in is properly difficult and it is worth understanding why before you start refreshing anything. Sixteen seats and one sitting means the entire capacity of a night is smaller than a single large table at a conventional restaurant. There is no walk-in, no bar, and no second service to fall back on.

    JôntBresca, downstairs
    What it isThe tasting counter, two starsThe restaurant that came first, and is much easier to get into
    FormatFifteen courses, one sitting, everyone starts togetherÀ la carte
    SeatsSixteen, all at the counterA full dining room
    If you cannot get inBook Bresca. Same kitchen team, same building, and it is not a consolation prize

    The practical advice: book the moment the window opens, take any seat you are offered rather than holding out for a date, and go alone or as a two if you can. A four is materially harder at a sixteen-seat counter than the arithmetic suggests, because it is a quarter of the room.

    A cook in a blue apron working over a row of plates, the grill flaming behind him
    The grill going behind the line. The kitchen is doing the whole meal in the space you are sitting in.

    This is also not Ratino’s only room, and has not been for some time. The group behind it runs Bresca downstairs and has opened elsewhere in the city since. That matters less than it might: on the night I was there he was on the line, and the cooking did not read like a kitchen being run remotely.

    The counter-argument

    Two things, and the first is structural.

    You cannot opt out of the pace. Everyone starts together and moves together, which is what makes the room work, but it means the evening runs at the kitchen’s speed rather than yours. Fifteen courses arrive when they are ready. If you are the kind of diner who likes a long gap in the middle of a meal to sit and talk, this is not the room for it, and there is no polite way to slow it down without holding up fifteen other people.

    And it is bright. Not harsh, but lit like a working kitchen rather than a dining room, because it is one. That is honest and it suits the food, and it also means a table of four having a big night out will feel more exposed here than they would downstairs. Some people want the dim room. This is not the dim room.

    What is not a fair complaint: the produce. There is a line of thinking that a kitchen flying seafood from Japan is buying its stars rather than cooking them. Sitting two metres from the sauce work, that argument does not survive the evening.

    Overhead: a wide white plate with a swirl of cream set on a red fruit sauce, a gold spoon resting across it
    Into dessert. Sharper and less sweet than the run of savoury courses had led me to expect.

    Know before you go

    Book direct through the restaurant. Jônt and Bresca take separate reservations and it is the same front door, so be specific about which you want.

    Tell them about allergies when you book, not on the night. Fifteen courses at a sixteen-seat counter leaves the kitchen very little room to improvise.

    Mention an occasion if you have one. The end of the meal is where they put it.

    And sit down when you are told to. Everyone starts together, and arriving late at a counter this size is conspicuous in a way it would not be anywhere else.

    See the full set: Jônt, Washington DC — in frames.

    Sixteen seats, fifteen courses, and a French sauce kitchen hiding behind Japanese produce. Book the counter and take whatever date they give you.

    Don’t miss

    If you only do five things:

    • Book the day the window opens and take any date offered
    • Go as one or two; a four is a quarter of the room
    • Take the pairing; fifteen courses is too many to run by the glass
    • Declare allergies at booking, never on the night
    • If you cannot get in, book Bresca downstairs

    The Jônt gallery

    Every photo on this site is my own, shot on the night. Slide through →

    The open kitchen seen from the counter The brigade at work behind the pass Two cooks plating over dark stone bowls The chef finishing a dish at the counter A perforated plate with green herb sauce The Michelin figurine on the pass Cooks plating a row of dishes along the pass A cook working, the grill flaming behind A host presenting a dish at the counter A swirl of cream on a red fruit sauce The box of petits fours at the end